Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Wallsendmag]

If anything good comes out of this tedious saga I hope it's that ridiculous idea that's been floated about of singing YNWA when we play Liverpool at SJP has been well and truely kicked into touch.

[alexf]

Highly likely this is mostly agent driven and he's trying to get the best wage for his client by showing that Liverpool want our player and how much they are willing to pay him in wages and that he's clearly a top bracket player so we need to pay him accordingly. 

 

The thing is the club don't have to do anything and could even keep him on his £100k or whatever he earns now. 

Only risk is if Isak would then sulk for a year and play below his levels. 

[Big River]

5 minutes ago, Dr Venkman said:

Swear to god man the amount of ruthlessly thick cunts on here these days.

 

harsh on KI

[Nucasol]

6 minutes ago, Chicken Dancer said:

It is rather funny how the Liverpool lot are going on about Isak after whinging like little babies for the past 6 months about TAA.

 

Not them though, course not them. They don't spend money either, remember? This is just the Coutinho money.

 

 

[Chicken Dancer]

1 minute ago, Nucasol said:

 

 

 

Aye I remember this. He was either ignorant to the rules or just being a prick. 

 

He knows as well of all of us that no team will be allowed to upset the apple cart on a consistent basis like in 2004/2008 as the rules are designed to handcuff teams like Newcastle and Villa. 

 

The fact we've finished in the Champions League spots 2 out of 3 years is testament to the coach we have. We've spent money but a drop in the ocean compared to these teams when you consider the squads they already had at the point of the takeover.

 

I love the way we've had success over the past few years and wouldn't change a thing, but it would be pretty funny if we could be in for a £100m + player as often as we wanted. Easy to forget these fuckers bid £100m + for Caicedo on Klopp's watch too. Now this summer they can - quite easily without any worry about PSR - buy Wirtz for £100m + and also Isak for £120m + if they wanted. Some ceiling that.

[Sima]

Need to block the username 'gunner tavern' for a bit

[Ben]

6 minutes ago, Chicken Dancer said:

 

Aye I remember this. He was either ignorant to the rules or just being a prick. 

 

He knows as well of all of us that no team will be allowed to upset the apple cart on a consistent basis like in 2004/2008 as the rules are designed to handcuff teams like Newcastle and Villa. 

 

The fact we've finished in the Champions League spots 2 out of 3 years is testament to the coach we have. We've spent money but a drop in the ocean compared to these teams when you consider the squads they already had at the point of the takeover.

 

I love the way we've had success over the past few years and wouldn't change a thing, but it would be pretty funny if we could be in for a £100m + player as often as we wanted. Easy to forget these fuckers bid £100m + for Caicedo on Klopp's watch too. Now this summer they can - quite easily without any worry about PSR - buy Wirtz for £100m + and also Isak for £120m + if they wanted. Some ceiling that.

 

.............................and the positive support from everyone on the Newcastle Online Newcastle United Fans Forum.

[TRon]

30 minutes ago, alexf said:

Highly likely this is mostly agent driven and he's trying to get the best wage for his client by showing that Liverpool want our player and how much they are willing to pay him in wages and that he's clearly a top bracket player so we need to pay him accordingly. 

 

The thing is the club don't have to do anything and could even keep him on his £100k or whatever he earns now. 

Only risk is if Isak would then sulk for a year and play below his levels. 

 

 

I think this should be used as a watershed moment. Isak is fully entitled to feel he should be getting paid what he's worth, we should find some way to make that happen. If we really want to be No 1 as is PIF's repeated claim, then we need to pay No 1 wages. It's not like we've got a dozen of them on our books, we only need to pay the 2-3 who can really command it. 

[Paully]

 

[Sima]

Canny scouse accent that cunt has. Uncle fucking Fester.

He's all over my TikTok, the prick.

 

 

Edited July 16, 2025 by Sima

[Weznufc]

1 minute ago, Paully said:

 

What a prick.  

[Gaztoon]

1 minute ago, Paully said:

 

 

Alexei Sayle looking tosspot.

[r0cafella]

Not a chance im clicking that

[Jeremiah Dixon]

[TRon]

One of the reasons I refuse to think about Isak leaving is that he absolutely destroys their world class defence EVERY season. 

 

I enjoy that so much I can't even get close to expressing it in words. 

[ponsaelius]

Why does he look like a giant Irish baby

[Optimistic Nut]

Dara O'Briain struggling for work. 

[Checko]

Just now, Optimistic Nut said:

Dara O'Briain struggling for work. 

Was gonna say, I used to like Dara...

[Adam P]

Looks like Private Pyle with a lobotomy

[Stifler]

2 minutes ago, Sima said:

Canny scouse accent that cunt has.

The guy is single handedly destroying any Irish unionist argument there is.

[Nucasol]

Don’t get triggered by that Tipperary toucher.

[Kimbo]

Why post videos of ESL glory hunters in here? Unless they’re crying I’m not interested.

[Hovagod]

4 minutes ago, Paully said:

 

Hahahahahaha, what he's done is he has taken the expectation- that Newcastle fans would be upset- and he has subverted it masterfully, with Newcastle fans instead being grateful. 

[nufc123]

3 minutes ago, ponsaelius said:

Why does he look like a giant Irish baby

Because he is.

[tarie4]

9 minutes ago, Paully said:

 

I think he went too early on this one. Things like this normally backfire spectacularly.