Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Toonjam88]

9 minutes ago, Robster said:

"Others on the agent circuit"

 

 

 

Do they do gigs like? 

[duo]

He ain't going nowhere with a replacement and we seem a million miles from being in that position- thanks to Liverpool funnily enough 

[WilliamPS]

This week is crunch time as it is one thing to miss friendlies, quite another to miss league games.

 

At this point his agent should know if an acceptable bid (£150m) is going to be made, and if not he needs to get back to work and be available for selection. No one is actively trying to buy him at this point.

 

ps Pards is a slimy twat, but that doesn’t mean he isnt funny.

[Menace]

I don't dislike Pardew as much as I did Bruce - he's just a flash harry who managed to blag club management. The gif of him crying when we got battered by Stoke is still fresh in my memory.

[gdm]

 

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by gdm

[Fak]

 

[Menace]

"Emphatic nature of the rejection"

 

Fuck Newcastle for rejecting a bid £40M lower than their asking after Liverpool have spent all summer trying to unsettle and get the player on a cheap, right?

[Hanshithispantz]

Honestly think a cock or even an arsehole was attached to whatever we sent them.

[JT24]

That’s about 200 words to say nothing has changed. 

[Joe_F]

Thanks for "respecting" us. Scouse cunts.

[Dokko]

1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said:

Honestly think a cock or even an arsehole was attached to whatever we sent them.

 

Picture of Berens shoes telling them to 'walk on'

[Shak]

We’re wasting their time?

 

Didn’t they tap up our player and send us a lowball offer?

[TheBrownBottle]

5 minutes ago, gdm said:

 

 

 

 

If true, Isak has a fucking serious climb down to perform - no chance Liverpool are coming back with a bid in line with what we’ve asked for.  His first action should be sacking his dickhead agent. 

[Kid Icarus]

"Understand Newcastle had indicated a willingness to engage on Isak, so Liverpool made their bid. It was made with optimism, which is why the strong and quick rejection was a surprise."

 

Choke on the butter that wouldn't melt in your mouths, you ridiculous cunts.

[Weznufc]

Just now, Shak said:

We’re wasting their time?

 

Didn’t they tap up our player and send us a lowball offer?

Oh your not allowed to do that.   You have to give in and let them do whatever.   🤣

[The Prophet]

Ben fully embracing the mouth for hire role, the weird cunt.

[ToonAbroad]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

"Understand Newcastle had indicated a willingness to engage on Isak".

 

Sounds like horseshit. Why would we have given them encouragement to bid, unless it was simply to enjoy the opportunity to tell them to fuck themselves?

[Nucasol]

3 minutes ago, Dokko said:

 

Picture of Berens shoes telling them to 'walk on'

Hideous image. 

[Robster]

3 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

"Understand Newcastle had indicated a willingness to engage on Isak, so Liverpool made their bid. It was made with optimism, which is why the strong and quick rejection was a surprise."

 

Choke on the butter that wouldn't melt in your mouths, you ridiculous cunts.

Is that what he's written?

If that's true, man

[Nucasol]

1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

Ben fully embracing the mouth for hire role, the weird cunt.

Speccy grifter. Slithers from club to club trying to grease them up.

[McCormick]

The audacity, man  .

 

You unsettled him, lobbed in a laughable offer (what, almost a third off of his value ?) for a player who wasn’t even on the market, and now you're playing the victim because it got turned down? Unbelievable.
 

And now you seriously expect us to come crawling back and graciously ask you to rejoin the table? Give me a fucking break.

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by McCormick

[Nucasol]

Just now, McCormick said:

The audacity, man  .

 

You unsettled him, lobbed in a laughable offer (what, almost a third off his market price?) for a player who wasn’t even on the market, and now you're playing the victim because it got turned down? Unbelievable.
 

And now you seriously expect us to come crawling back and gracefully ask you to rejoin the table? Give me a fucking break.

But it’s the People’s Champs.

[Mike]

1 hour ago, Shak said:

Alan Pardew laying into Alexander Isak and me nodding along and thinking he’s spot on.

 

March Shak didn't see this one coming.

 

March Mike is floating and banging on the back of the bookshelf wondering what the FUCK has happened.

[gdm]

5 minutes ago, Shak said:

We’re wasting their time?

 

Didn’t they tap up our player and send us a lowball offer?

That’s the way I read it at first but think he means “Newcastle make it clear Liverpool aren’t wasting their time”

[TheHoob]

Oh fuck off you bunch of cunts  Absolutely terrible patter that whole post, who do they think they are man.