Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[kingxlnc]

He’s become a Loic Remy.

 

Good player and goalscorer but no one cares beyond thats 

[OverThere]

2 would be the best short term outcome. In terms of 1, ok so long as to overseas club.

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by OverThere

[Matt1892]

I want him gone but just not to Liverpool.

 

If we could get a foreign club to offer the £110 million Liverpool supposedly did then I would sell without a second thought.

[Moose]

6 minutes ago, midds said:

Absolutely fed up of hearing about how I'll (and you'll) supposedly stop giving a shit about what he's done if he's reintegrated back into the squad and starts scoring goals again. I'll apparently instantly forget about what he's done this summer as soon as the ball hits the back of the net again for the first time. Amnesia will kick in immediately and the whole thing will be wiped out like it's never happened.

 

Fuck that. I think he's a snidey, cowardly little snake cunt for the rest of my time now. I'll not be changing my opinion on him if he bags 4 a week, he's proven himself to be a cunt this summer and I'll not be ignoring anything he's done. Others can do what they want but my mind's made up 100% on him as a person now 

 

If he ever plays for us again, I'll want him to do well because it benefits the team. But I will never forgive, nor forget the way he's disrespected each and every one of us. I've never felt so personally insulted by one of our players, and this is a club that once employed Michael Owen and Nile Ranger!

He's spent the whole summer lurking in the shadows, communicating via the most insufferable gimps on the Internet who've whipped up an unbearable shit storm across the football landscape that we've all had to endure.

I love our manager and our players, and it infuriates me to see that these guys who I care about and respect are picking up the slack for this mutant, whether it's constantly batting away questions about him or playing out of position to do his job, weaking the team as a consequence.

I don't really know what I want to see happen to him, ideally I want him to fuck off but I don't want him to get what he wants. I'll trust the manager and the clubs judgement however it pans out, but one thing is for certain, he could single handedly win us the quadruple but I'll never forgive him for the damage he's caused this summer. Fuck him to the depths of hell. 

[ikri]

2 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

I want him gone but just not to Liverpool.

 

If we could get a foreign club to offer the £110 million Liverpool supposedly did then I would sell without a second thought.

 

As much as we shouldn't be rewarding his shitty behaviour, we shouldn't be rewarding Liverpool for theirs either.

[Shak]

If our PSR position allows it, signing two strikers now and launching him out on loan to Turkey or some shit for the year would be ideal.

 

Next year’s three year rolling period PSR figure will still include the 23/24 figure, which by all accounts is a good number for us.

 

If we can get away with adding (for example) Wissa and Aghehowa this summer without that pushing us into too much danger without an Isak sale, I’d love for us to be absolute cunts about it and tell him to take a loan somewhere shite (all due respect to Turkey) for a year and then sell him in July next year.

 

Keeps the sale money on our books for another year, could come in handy in summer 2029.

[gbandit]

2 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

I want him gone but just not to Liverpool.

 

If we could get a foreign club to offer the £110 million Liverpool supposedly did then I would sell without a second thought.

Nah, he needs to go but we’re not selling cheap on a player who’s fucked is this bad. We need the maximum we can get so that we can come out of this stronger, not just bow meekly to him getting what he wants.

 

1) we get at least £150m

2) he reintegrates, sheds his skin and scores goals this season before we sell the snake in the next two windows. I want him gone but not where we lose out and we could get massive money for him still in a year’s time

3) he rots

 

Happy with any of the above

[Displayname]

12 minutes ago, midds said:

There's 3 outcomes here I reckon:

 

1. As you say - get him out for as much as possible as soon as possible

2. Reintegrate him back into the team, public apology, agent sacked, possible new contract, buyout fee etc

3. He rots until January

 

Honestly don't know the order of which I'd prefer. The club needs to come first though, fuck him and his wishes on every level possible

The problem is that what is the best for the club is the same as what Isak wants.

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by Displayname

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

10 minutes ago, Displayname said:

The problem is that what is the best for the club is the same as what Isak wants.

 

 

 

Is it really though?  Especially as it would appear Liverpool are only prepared to pay £130m or thereabouts. He still has £30m-ish book value, Sociedad have a 10% sell on clause and both Liverpool and Man Utd have seen to it this summer that any young striker with potential costs in the region of £80m. This sale wouldn’t be really moving the needle for us in PSR terms, like Coutinho did for Liverpool or even home grown Grealish did for Villa 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by Ghandis Flip-Flop

[Displayname]

9 minutes ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

Is it really though?  Especially as it would appear Liverpool are only prepared to pay £130m or thereabouts. He still has £30m-ish book value, Sociedad have a 10% sell on clause and both Liverpool and Man Utd have seen to it this summer that any young striker with potential costs in the region of £80m. This sale wouldn’t be really moving the needle for us in PSR terms, like Coutinho did for Liverpool or even home grown Grealish did for Villa 

 

 

 

Yeah I dont think he will be worth £130m for us. Only my opinion ofcourse.

 

Don't think he will be in the right mindset to perform and I'm afraid of how him coming back will affect the group.

 

£90-100m in profit will help us enormously in regards to PSR. 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by Displayname

[Rod]

24 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

If he ever plays for us again, I'll want him to do well because it benefits the team. But I will never forgive, nor forget the way he's disrespected each and every one of us. I've never felt so personally insulted by one of our players, and this is a club that once employed Michael Owen and Nile Ranger!

He's spent the whole summer lurking in the shadows, communicating via the most insufferable gimps on the Internet who've whipped up an unbearable shit storm across the football landscape that we've all had to endure.

I love our manager and our players, and it infuriates me to see that these guys who I care about and respect are picking up the slack for this mutant, whether it's constantly batting away questions about him or playing out of position to do his job, weaking the team as a consequence.

I don't really know what I want to see happen to him, ideally I want him to fuck off but I don't want him to get what he wants. I'll trust the manager and the clubs judgement however it pans out, but one thing is for certain, he could single handedly win us the quadruple but I'll never forgive him for the damage he's caused this summer. Fuck him to the depths of hell. 

From the heart that was. 👏

[GideonShandy]

Sell for £150,000,000.01 and not a penny less (preceded by a written transfer request) within the next 48 hours

or

He stays, at least until January, whether he rots or reintegrates.

 

And, er ... that's it.

[Moose]

6 minutes ago, Rod said:

From the heart that was. 👏

 

I went a bit overboard 😄 I initially wanted to type just one sentence but got a bit carried away as I always do when talking about this fucking ghoul

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by Moose

[Holloway]

don't want him back in our colours now, he'll stain the shirt. I'd hope he'd be prevented joining Liverpool but I can see it happening still

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just realised this cunt wont be back at St James for a possible 18 months if he goes to Liverpool, the fucking snidey cunt will know that too 

[nemtizz]

Hope he keels over ngl

[gbandit]

3 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Just realised this cunt wont be back at St James for a possible 18 months if he goes to Liverpool, the fucking snidey cunt will know that too 

Champions league remains a possibility. Imagine if he came and we beat them. The fucking mug 

[Vinny Green Balls]

39 minutes ago, Displayname said:

The problem is that what is the best for the club is the same as what Isak wants.

 

 

 

not if we don't get what we expect, and don't have a replacement in.

[Displayname]

2 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

not if we don't get what we expect, and don't have a replacement in.

Wissa will do as Isak's replacement this season. Just need a backup to him aswell, but that should be doable.

And I think that we have an understanding with Liverpool over what would be an acceptable fee.

[gdm]

We should stick £5m on his price tag for every dropped point while he’s on strike. Over to you Liverpool it’s now £160m

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by gdm

[M4]

52 minutes ago, midds said:

There's 3 outcomes here I reckon:

 

1. As you say - get him out for as much as possible as soon as possible

2. Reintegrate him back into the team, public apology, agent sacked, possible new contract, buyout fee etc

3. He rots until January

 

Honestly don't know the order of which I'd prefer. The club needs to come first though, fuck him and his wishes on every level possible

 

A working relationship for the season would probably be the best and what Howe/the club are angling towards. 

 

We can't let him get his way now for many reason but the message it sends to other players is a big one.

 

The effect of clubhouse morale is another part of this equation, but without the inside track it's hard to weigh the pros and cons. Luckily we have trusted manager to assess this part.

[McDog]

Thing is the squad would probably rejoice if the prick got shipped out for a good price.

[andycap]

Could use him in a part exchange with Porto for samu, say 60 million +samu. 

[M4]

The way he and his camp have gone about their business is obviously horrific, insulting and the worst of it. 

 

But the fact all this is for fucking Liverpool is horrendous. What a freak.

 

Barcelona next year makes so much sense for him. They would suit each other so much.

 

Liverpool, man, come on 

[Thumbheed]

14 minutes ago, gdm said:

We should stick £5m on his price tag for every dropped point while he’s on strike. Over to you Liverpool it’s now £160m

 

 

 

 

Someone suggested dropping a £1m value per goal he scores, and it honestly makes so much sense to me. 

 

Price is set at £160m. It's you're job to get it down to £130m, which would still be a massive bargain off the back of a 30 goal season.