Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[MagPar]

1 minute ago, MagPar said:

I'm sure I remember reading he'd turned down a huge money offer from Saudi around a month ago. I might have dreamt it though.

Here it is, courtesy of Google. 

 

Saudi Arabia Offer:

Isak is reported to have rejected a substantial offer from a Saudi Arabian club, potentially worth £600,000 a week (tax-free). 

[Jewel]

3 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Here it is, courtesy of Google. 

 

Saudi Arabia Offer:

Isak is reported to have rejected a substantial offer from a Saudi Arabian club, potentially worth £600,000 a week (tax-free). 

Of course he did. The cunt only wants Liverpool.

[Troll]

50 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

The Isak stuff on here is beyond embarrassing mind. ‘We’ll be better without him’, singing songs about him being greedy. Yeah he’s been unprofessional and a twat but get a grip. 

 

You don't need to stick up for him, he's not going to shag you.  

[kingxlnc]

I-suck

[Emotic]

3 minutes ago, kingxlnc said:

I-suck

Still prefer @Disco's "Isakariot".

[enthusiast]

1 hour ago, The Butcher said:

Their failed immigration policy has ruined the country. The amount of gang violence, bombings etc... Crazy stuff.

is this the same sweden that consistently ranks in the top three happiest and prosperous nations in the world? must have been some place before they ruined it

[Scoot]

1 hour ago, Ronaldo said:

The Isak stuff on here is beyond embarrassing mind. ‘We’ll be better without him’, singing songs about him being greedy. Yeah he’s been unprofessional and a twat but get a grip. 

 

Imagine every topic you comment in you purposely say the opposite to what the general consensus is just to get a reaction. Weird.

[thomas]

surely there's a remote calcium mine somewhere that PIF has controlling interest in. ship him there as club ambassador until he gets his head right

[The Butcher]

7 minutes ago, enthusiast said:

is this the same sweden that consistently ranks in the top three happiest and prosperous nations in the world? must have been some place before they ruined it

Didn't say they were unhappy, did I?

 

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/news/en/agenda/briefing/2025-02-10/12/parliament-to-debate-increasing-gang-violence-in-sweden

 

 

[enthusiast]

you didn't, but "ruined" seems dramatic to say the least

[Mike]

If this stupid cunt wasn't such a stupid cunt, I'd be sat here thinking that there really isn't any team I'm worried about.

[Emotic]

It's imperative we get Wissa in by early next week. If he stays at Brentford, that's us totally fucked. Need a striker in just to ease the tension that we might be going into a large part of the campaign with Gordon and Osula upfront.

[Kid Icarus]

2 hours ago, Emotic said:

Still prefer @Disco's "Isakariot".

Not standing for this like That was me.

[Emotic]

2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Not standing for this like That was me.

Fair play

[Ronaldo]

2 hours ago, Scoot said:

 

Imagine every topic you comment in you purposely say the opposite to what the general consensus is just to get a reaction. Weird.

But we’ve established he isn’t being greedy. He’s being paid half as much as dozens of PL players who aren’t anywhere near as good. So calling him greedy is the typical thick response. And the singing at the game is the exactly what his agent wants to make a return untenable. It just helps nothing. I’ve said he’s been a twat. We all know he’s been a twat. Don’t take the bait though. 

 

 

Edited August 17, 2025 by Ronaldo

[Ketsbaia]

2 hours ago, kingxlnc said:

I-suck

 

Time to get Kurt Angle's theme song back in the ground  

[andycap]

Howe has mentioned that wissa is the Wilson replacement to the press. So isak will probably be kept around and hopefully he sorts his attitude out and buys into the club and project again. 

[Displayname]

4 minutes ago, andycap said:

Howe has mentioned that wissa is the Wilson replacement to the press. So isak will probably be kept around and hopefully he sorts his attitude out and buys into the club and project again. 

Really doubt Eddie would comment on another clubs player like that.

[andycap]

1 minute ago, Displayname said:

Really doubt Eddie would comment on another clubs player like that.

No he didn't he was refering to a striker as Wilsons replacement. I just said wissa as that's who we are looking at. 

[MagPar]

3 hours ago, Emotic said:

Still prefer @Disco's "Isakariot".

Isnake.

[Menace]

If anything I think he's got off lightly personally. God forbid fans who travel up and down the country and wake up at 5am to make the coach show their feelings to a twat they've backed every week for the last few years. 

[toon25]

3 hours ago, Scoot said:

 

Imagine every topic you comment in you purposely say the opposite to what the general consensus is just to get a reaction. Weird.

 

He should change his name to Isak.

[kingxlnc]

If he plays for us again will the cringey hashtag be #iback 

 

 

[MagPar]

33 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

But we’ve established he isn’t being greedy. He’s being paid half as much as dozens of PL players who aren’t anywhere near as good. So calling him greedy is the typical thick response. And the singing at the game is the exactly what his agent wants to make a return untenable. It just helps nothing. I’ve said he’s been a twat. We all know he’s been a twat. Don’t take the bait though. 

 

 

 

You've convinced me. After everything he's done this summer, leaving it late in the window to say he wants away, pretty much forcing us to take significantly less than market value, leaving us in the shit with all the other big name strikers already signed up, refusing to train and refusing to ever play for us again, I'll give him a fist bump, a 5 second cuddle and sit down with him for a cuppa and some hobnobs. 

[M4]

1 minute ago, Menace said:

If anything I think he's got off lightly personally. God forbid fans who travel up and down the country and wake up at 5am to make the coach show their feelings to a twat they've backed every week for the last few years. 

 

Of course he deserves it - but there will be a time for him to get pelters depending on how this unfolds. 

 

For now he remains an asset of the club, and it's the best interest of the club to have the opportunity of come back be on the table even if only in appearance - which is the note Eddie hit perfectly post match yesterday.