Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Wallsendmag]

Just now, Wandy said:

 

We will be doing all of that simply by refusing to let him leave. 

 

Hopefully. Make him stay and play in the U21s for a year and sell him abroad next summer.

[Pilko]

Bollocks to letting him play in the U21s, by the way. Why should Sean Neave or whoever have their development and game time taken away by this selfish cunt?

[mosstef]

Heard he refuses to play for Sweden again. Only want Three Lions!

[Wandy]

1 minute ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

Hopefully. Make him stay and play in the U21s for a year and sell him abroad next summer.

 

 Nah man, that's fantasy stuff. Putting him in a position where he simply has to play...and also play bloody well....in order to get the move he wants, is the perfect power play and shows that his entire career is in our hands to do as we see fit.

[Ronson333]

2 minutes ago, Pilko said:

Bollocks to letting him play in the U21s, by the way. Why should Sean Neave or whoever have their development and game time taken away by this selfish cunt?

Ok stick him in the women’s team ‘Alexandra Isak’, so they get promoted and we can sell them back to the club for PSR reasons.

[Kilcline]

1 hour ago, HayDen Traces said:

That first training session with him back... can you imagine it. I hope someone at the club records it.

Lascelles was in rehab all last year he must be dying to lamp someone 

[wiseman]

Wouldn't throw him anywhere near the under 21s, his attitude around youngsters who are learning their trade could be devastating for them. At least in the senior squad, he would need to face up to those with experience and leadership to not take his bull shit.

[Ezekiel 2517]

11 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

Yet Liverpools players have a history of being burgled more than any other clubs and he's itching to go there.

Yeah, fair point. I’m just speculating as to what could have caused such a seemingly dramatic - almost allergic reaction - to playing for us again. And how a seemingly intelligent, level-headed person appears to have lost their mind.

[gbandit]

Just now, Kilcline said:

Lascelles was in rehab all last year he must be dying to lamp someone 

If Lascelles was up against him in a competitive fixture after Isak leaves the club I’d put money on him going hard at Isak and roughing him up at every opportunity 

[TRon]

10 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

Yet Liverpools players have a history of being burgled more than any other clubs and he's itching to go there.

 

Logically that is of course correct. But firstly, as a foreigner he might not even be aware of Liverpool's reputation for burglary. Secondly, when you personally experience a home invasion, that picture hits home much more than theory. I know it happened with me at a former residence, it's hard to disassociate from the location once you experienced it. Although Ponteland shouldn't feel that threatening tbf. 

[Wallsendmag]

13 minutes ago, Wandy said:

 

 Nah man, that's fantasy stuff. Putting him in a position where he simply has to play...and also play bloody well....in order to get the move he wants, is the perfect power play and shows that his entire career is in our hands to do as we see fit.

 

He isn't playing in our 1st team again. Not a chance. And you can bookmark that.

[Wandy]

Just now, Wallsendmag said:

 

He isn't playing in our 1st team again. Not a chance. And you can bookmark that.

 

If he's here on September 2nd I can guarantee you he will be made to resume his full duties or he will effectively be sacked and his registration held. Thing is though, he simply wont do that, I'm certain of it. He's got far too much to lose.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

3 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

He isn't playing in our 1st team again. Not a chance. And you can bookmark that.

Could you be more specific ? 

[Wallsendmag]

2 minutes ago, Wandy said:

 

If he's here on September 2nd I can guarantee you he will be made to resume his full duties or he will effectively be sacked and his registration held. Thing is though, he simply wont do that, I'm certain of it. He's got far too much to lose.

 

Don't think Howe will want him anywhere near the 1st team group. They're clearly a close knit bunch, which is our strength and he won't want him jeopardising that.

 

He's done here now as a 1st team player. Too much water has passed under the bridge. Let him rot for a year and move him on next summer, abroad and on our terms.

[Wallsendmag]

3 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Could you be more specific ? 

 

Not sure how much more specific I can be.

[OverThere]

5 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Could you be more specific ? 

I think he will play again for us, you can bookmark that! Because we don't have a choice now!!!!

[relámpago blanco]

6 minutes ago, Wandy said:

 

If he's here on September 2nd I can guarantee you he will be made to resume his full duties or he will effectively be sacked and his registration held. Thing is though, he simply wont do that, I'm certain of it. He's got far too much to lose.

No chance, the legal repercussions on us would be ridiculous if he was willing to reintegrate not to mention fucking us from a PSR perspective.

[Wandy]

3 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

Don't think Howe will want him anywhere near the 1st team group. They're clearly a close knit bunch, which is our strength and he won't want him jeopardising that.

 

He's done here now as a 1st team player. Too much water has passed under the bridge. Let him rot for a year and move him on next summer, abroad and on our terms.

 

Again, I think your indulging in fantasy stuff here mate. The situation is nowhere near as dramatic as the media are painting it out to be.

[Wandy]

1 minute ago, relámpago blanco said:

No chance, the legal repercussions on us would be ridiculous if he was willing to reintegrate not to mention fucking us from a PSR perspective.

 

That's what I mean. There is no way he won't be willing to reintegrate, therefore the whole scenario is fantasy stuff.

[OverThere]

I wonder if he is actually on strike or has EH just decided to drop him and make him train apart from the group. We don't really know which it is at this point.

[kingxlnc]

the group will definitely do whatever Howe wants so if he says boys play nice they’ll get on with it

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

I think we need an update from @Shadow Puppets 

[MagPar]

39 minutes ago, Ezekiel 2517 said:

There have been hints that something else has affected him, haven’t there?  Didn’t Bruno say something about him going through a tough time?  Wasn’t he burgled a couple of times and could it be something to do with that…?

 

Whenever Eddie or anyone else for that matter has spoken about him, they’ve always referred to how intelligent and thoughtful he is, so I can’t get my head around this simply being a “toys out of the pram” reaction to not being effectively handed over to Liverpool.

 

It feels like the degree to which he doesn’t want to be at the club is actual desperation…

There certainly aren't any burglars or criminals in Gimmeyerpursepool.

[Wallsendmag]

5 minutes ago, Wandy said:

 

Again, I think your indulging in fantasy stuff here mate. The situation is nowhere near as dramatic as the media are painting it out to be.

 

He's literally gone on strike mate and is refusing to play for us. That's got nowt to do with the media.

[The Prophet]

Semi-related, but does anyone else find their toes curling when people flex way too hard over their sports team (yes I'm looking at you Liverpool and Man United fans).