Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[r0cafella]

2 minutes ago, Ed Vinegar said:

I hope his groin injury gets worse and he's limping round Anfield managing 5 games a season by next year. Then it would turn out to be excellent business. 

 

Otherwise I think I'm coming round to the view that we've absolutely fucked this. If we get someone passable in tomorrow then I'll reduce that to 75% fucked it.

What groin injury? The one that magically healed every 3 days came back for the last 20 minutes and then healed again 3 days later?

[Mattoon]

I hope his knees explode

[Wilson]

Disgusting

[elbee909]

I'm not happy about this deal, but realistically, what do we do about it? I'm not going down the hyperbole route as it's just childish self-indulgence. Embarrassed? Maybe. But it's just business now. No point cutting off our nose to spite our face. I think Isak's turned out to be an unprofessional, distrustful person and thus we're better off without.

 

Liverpool are, and always will be, a stain on everything good in the world and that's not changing either. They'll get theirs, and no doubt there'll be national days of mourning when they do. Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing - yep, that holds true.  I know plenty of smug pricks who are supposed fans. They deserve nothing but they're pretty soulless anyway so... we'll continue. I'm not going to give every other club a laugh by going on and on about what a massive joke our club is - it's all swings and roundabouts. Today we're on the end of a shitty stick, tomorrow it'll be someone else.

 

The Eritrea betrayer will be a footnote. 

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by elbee909

[SUPERTOON]

Are we selling him cheap and not bringing in another striker?

[Ed Vinegar]

11 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

What groin injury? The one that magically healed every 3 days came back for the last 20 minutes and then healed again 3 days later?

Allow a man a crumb of copium 

[r0cafella]

1 minute ago, SUPERTOON said:

Are we selling him cheap and not bringing in another striker?

Find out in 12 hours

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by r0cafella

[r0cafella]

Just now, Ed Vinegar said:

Allow a man a crumb of copium 

My bad. 

[Chicken Dancer]

Embarrassing. Be even worse when we pay north of £60m for Strand Larsen or Wissa.

 

Fingers crossed for a snapped leg, but we all know he will be class and we will have to watch him win everything over the next 5/6 years. 
 

Absolutely pathetic to cave in like this. If his book value depreciates every year, then surely we’d have been able to get a similar fee next year and it actually be ‘better’ from a PSR perspective? Fucking embarrassing cunts. 

[PauloGeordio]

9 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

Find out in 12 hours

 

 

 

I'll be in bed off nights in a few hours. Hoping to wake up this afternoon to a new striker reveal 

[toontownman]

In the end we talked it up big with our Isask statement, muttered under our breath, and then when the bigger boy Liverpool turned around and said "what was that?" We said "nothing" in a high pitched voice.

 

[Sima]

Ugh.  Selling him cheap is despicable.

 

Liverpool get what they want and we look weak as fuck.

[Wilson]

9 minutes ago, Chicken Dancer said:

Absolutely pathetic to cave in like this. If his book value depreciates every year, then surely we’d have been able to get a similar fee next year and it actually be ‘better’ from a PSR perspective? Fucking embarrassing cunts. 

 

This is where I'm at. 

 

Absolutely pathetic. 

[Ben]

He's got to pass his medical yet 

[Wilson]

Just now, Ben said:

He's got to pass his medical yet 

 

Probably done it last month

[elbee909]

1 minute ago, Ben said:

He's got to pass his medical yet 

 

Heh, that'd be funny.

[Collage]

So he gets his way. I feel sick. The owners need to sign 2 strikers now or fuck off.

[St1pe]

I see Liverpool’s paid twitter journalists are desperate to talk this fee in their favour as well. 
 

Frustratingly I can only see him doing well there though. Cunt. 

[Ben]

Some reports are saying he gave up his £5million loyalty bonus to make the deal happen 

[B-more Mag]

Years of repetitive dick kicks=>Win EFL Cup=>”Ahhhhhhh. Finally the dick-kicking’s done.”=>Giant boot flies in, rocketing balls out the mouth.

 

[Ronson333]

We got owned by them unfortunately. First Ekitike, then last minute goal after unsettling our main striker, then getting him on the cheap after he went on strike.

 

 

It’s a SERIOUSLY bad look.

[Menace]

To think his barber went over yesterday to make sure he looks prime and proper for his big unveiling. This guy's an arsehole man.

[Palestoon]

Fucking galling, but the writing was on the wall.

 

The real story here is that regardless of what PIF and Yasir say, we're small time, and we handled this like a club that was put in its place by the big boys.

 

We didn't have the stones to deal with the short term pain to make a clear statement of intent. We took the easy way out, and let this whole situation ruin every aspect of the club this summer. 

 

An elite set up handles this situation and keeps chugging along.

 

Unbelievable that we've caved like this

[Menace]

I'd like to take back what I said about Richard Hughes last summer - he's pulled off an absolute blinder to be honest.

[SUPERTOON]

9 minutes ago, St1pe said:

I see Liverpool’s paid twitter journalists are desperate to talk this fee in their favour as well. 
 

Frustratingly I can only see him doing well there though. Cunt. 

The fee is massively in their favour that’s why. It’s so weak from us.