Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[wormy]

1 minute ago, Paully said:

He’s 100% right there no matter what you think of him 

 

A piece of shit who says something right is still a piece of shit.

[relámpago blanco]

On 09/09/2025 at 19:20, duo said:

Enough of Owen please

 

 

[Troll]

On 09/09/2025 at 16:19, Disco said:

 

What’s going on here then? Mines a still water btw.

 

Why is he dressed as the prime minister's front door?

[toon25]

Owen is a lame thundercunt and always was.

 

Isak is a calculating, cold, shit bag of a humanbeing 

[Jewel]

1 hour ago, wormy said:

 

A piece of shit who says something right is still a piece of shit.

I don't think anyone here is saying otherwise, are they?

[LaurentRobert]

Isak's behaviour meant that he inadvertently went on strike for his country this international break, which has probably now cost them a place at the World Cup 

[Paully]

14 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said:

Isak's behaviour meant that he inadvertently went on strike for his country this international break, which has probably now cost them a place at the World Cup 

You’ve been big Frank Chippa’d!

[Jewel]

51 minutes ago, Paully said:

You’ve been big Frank Chippa’d!

He's not the first, and he most certainly won't be the last. 

[mattypnufc]

RAT

[Optimistic Nut]

Wish there was any way he'd flop there but he'll get 15 league goals just by not being shit in that team. 

[Sima]

It’s criminal that in all this Owen chat no one has mentioned that time he got caught ratting.

 

”Are those falsies?”

[Nucasol]

15 minutes ago, Sima said:

It’s criminal that in all this Owen chat no one has mentioned that time he got caught ratting.

 

”Are those falsies?”

“Tremendous by the way”.

[Sibierski]

2 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Wish there was any way he'd flop there but he'll get 15 league goals just by not being shit in that team. 

 

Probably say flop for him/Liverpool, is Liverpool ending the season trophyless, and him clear 2nd choice to Etitike. 

 

Even if he scored 10 goals in 24 league games (averaging G/A every 120 mins in Prem), that's a good return. But it's the same return up until last season Nunez was offering, so they'd have essentially spent more on staying the same at best. Isak won't enjoy being 2nd fiddle either if he's not starting the big games in 2026, so they then have that ego to deal with.

 

Be fanciful / blinkered for people to think he'd do anyworse, but above is best case scenario IMO.

[Benwell Lad]

3 hours ago, Sibierski said:

 

Probably say flop for him/Liverpool, is Liverpool ending the season trophyless, and him clear 2nd choice to Etitike. 

 

Even if he scored 10 goals in 24 league games (averaging G/A every 120 mins in Prem), that's a good return. But it's the same return up until last season Nunez was offering, so they'd have essentially spent more on staying the same at best. Isak won't enjoy being 2nd fiddle either if he's not starting the big games in 2026, so they then have that ego to deal with.

 

Be fanciful / blinkered for people to think he'd do anyworse, but above is best case scenario IMO.

 

And "You're just a shit Woltemade" ringing out from the away end in January as the icing on the cake 

[Mike]

Man he's a rat but he's gonna score 40 goals in that team.

[charlie13]

12 hours ago, Nucasol said:

“Tremendous by the way”.

Why don't I know this story...!

[Mattoon]

8 minutes ago, charlie13 said:

Why don't I know this story...!

How did you miss it??

 

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2021/06/20/michael-owen-rebecca-jane-text-messages/

[charlie13]

8 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

How did you miss it??

 

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2021/06/20/michael-owen-rebecca-jane-text-messages/

Rings a bell after reading

A great read. 

 

Thanks  ha

[Jewel]

11 hours ago, Sibierski said:

 

Probably say flop for him/Liverpool, is Liverpool ending the season trophyless, and him clear 2nd choice to Etitike. 

 

Even if he scored 10 goals in 24 league games (averaging G/A every 120 mins in Prem), that's a good return. But it's the same return up until last season Nunez was offering, so they'd have essentially spent more on staying the same at best. Isak won't enjoy being 2nd fiddle either if he's not starting the big games in 2026, so they then have that ego to deal with.

 

Be fanciful / blinkered for people to think he'd do anyworse, but above is best case scenario IMO.

Unfortunately, you are right.

 

I'd love to see him go back to the form of his Real Sociedad days, when he was scoring a piddly 6 goals a season,  before Eddie turned him into a world class striker. Sadly, that's not going to happen. 

[Civetty]

1 hour ago, Jewel said:

Unfortunately, you are right.

 

I'd love to see him go back to the form of his Real Sociedad days, when he was scoring a piddly 6 goals a season,  before Eddie turned him into a world class striker. Sadly, that's not going to happen. 

 

To be fair, that was one season he did that. The season before that he scored 17 non penalty goals, and the season before that 10 in the league + was the top scorer in Copa del rey. And he wasn't even their starter that season.

[Dokko]

8 hours ago, Mike said:

Man he's a rat but he's gonna score 40 goals in that team.

 

Over 6 years. Minging. 

[Dokko]

Mind, hate Owen more than this cunt. 

[JT24]

Why am I not surprised that Craig Hope is still banging the Isak drum in pre-match press conferences? Move on, pal. 

[Joe1984]

9 minutes ago, JT24 said:

Why am I not surprised that Craig Hope is still banging the Isak drum in pre-match press conferences? Move on, pal. 

He will when everyone else does. 

 

That includes this forum... 🤣

[Menace]

Slot praising Sweden's manager for managing his minutes as he had no preseason training and said he'd be out for a few weeks if he had played the full 90 in both games. Sounds like he's well off full fitness.