Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[wyn davies]

Just now, GideonShandy said:

 

Leave him on, and they'll sharp realise what he's like, after all Slot reckons he's gonna be playing lots of 90min games, somehow I don't think so.

[RodneyCisse]

Ekitike must feel a right cunt sitting on the bench at the start of the game.

[OpenC]

3 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

Ekitike must feel a right cunt sitting on the bench at the start of the game.

 

Aye, gutted for him me 

[Superior Acuña]

Hauled off after 1 goal in 7 Champions League appearances.  Worrying. 

 

 

Edited September 17, 2025 by Superior Acuña

[Sid]

2 _2 now.

[MagPar]

Let's not kid ourselves, as much as I hate it,he'll end up with 15-20 goals at the end of the season, most of them tap-ins. 

[Kimbo]

Is this thread going to be bumped with every movement he takes this season?

[Norseman]

2 minutes ago, Kimbo said:

Is this thread going to be bumped with every movement he takes this season?

[Mahoneys Tache]

34 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Let's not kid ourselves, as much as I hate it,he'll end up with 15-20 goals at the end of the season, most of them tap-ins. 

So we’ve basically charged Liverpool £130 million for Mick Quinn then. Brilliant bit of business. 

 

 

Edited September 17, 2025 by Mahoneys Tache

[black_n_white]

35 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Let's not kid ourselves, as much as I hate it,he'll end up with 15-20 goals at the end of the season, most of them tap-ins. 

Yep, he’ll fill his boots this season unfortunately. We may as well just get used to it.

[Benwell Lad]

Just a shit Woltemade, a shit Ekitike, you're just a shit Wolltemade.

He's going to be lost without Jacob Murphy and will probably regress to his Sociedad levels.

Turkey beckons.

[toontownman]

I'd say "let is go everyone and move on ffs" but I also opened the thread to look and am part of the problem.

[elbee909]

Just rename the thread to something more generic like 'Arsehole Ex-Players Who Are Arseholes'

[Theregulars]

Genuine pang of sadness and hint of nausea when I watched the highlights. I know we’re supposed to move on - @Dr Venkmanpass the klaxon - and ignore him but I think I’ll always find it difficult to watch him playing for such a loathsome club. The most galling aspect is the utter vindication of their collective delusion. 
 

I hold onto this slightly pathetic hope that over time he’ll realise he’s playing for a worse coach and significantly inferior person, but I don’t think he gives any shade of shit because he has no shame bone. 

[Stottie]

3 hours ago, MagPar said:

Let's not kid ourselves, as much as I hate it,he'll end up with 15-20 goals at the end of the season, most of them tap-ins. 

That would be my guess. The stats nerd in me though says Ekitike is averaging two shots a game over four games and Isak had two in this game, both from the edge of the box. Two shots a game for your striker is not a recipe for lots of goals. They'll have to change the way they play, and do so without their big crosser (the league's biggest crosser) in Trent.

 

(fwiw, "he's not a striker!" Anthony Gordon has 10 shots is one game and 30 minutes this season)

[Gola]

7 hours ago, elbee909 said:

Just rename the thread to something more generic like 'Arsehole Ex-Players Who Are Arseholes'

Good idea. Hate seeing his name and annoyed at myself for clicking the thread.

[RodneyCisse]

9 hours ago, MagPar said:

Let's not kid ourselves, as much as I hate it,he'll end up with 15-20 goals at the end of the season, most of them tap-ins. 

15 goals for £130m seems a bit of a rip off, he’ll not be on pens either.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

7 hours ago, Theregulars said:

Genuine pang of sadness and hint of nausea when I watched the highlights. I know we’re supposed to move on - @Dr Venkmanpass the klaxon - and ignore him but I think I’ll always find it difficult to watch him playing for such a loathsome club. The most galling aspect is the utter vindication of their collective delusion. 
 

I hold onto this slightly pathetic hope that over time he’ll realise he’s playing for a worse coach and significantly inferior person, but I don’t think he gives any shade of shit because he has no shame bone. 

Im still convinced he will come back to finish his career with us

[Casey]

8 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Im still convinced he will come back to finish his career with us

That idea is rank. 

 

Fancy elaborating why you're convinced of that? Is that something you'd want to happen or just think it will? 

 

 

Edited September 18, 2025 by Casey

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

4 minutes ago, Casey said:

That idea is rank. 

 

Fancy elaborating why you're convinced of that? Is that something you'd want to happen or just think it will? 

 

 

 

Just something in his eyes last night mate, looked rueful & disconsolate, like he was missing us

He will be back 

[El Prontonise]

Do I tipex this out?

 

 

[Menace]

10 minutes ago, Casey said:

That idea is rank. 

 

Fancy elaborating why you're convinced of that? Is that something you'd want to happen or just think it will? 

 

 

 

 

He's a wind up merchant

[Elric]

41 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Im still convinced he will come back to finish his career with us

 

I'm hoping his career will end at SJP, too. 

[Ronson333]

 

[black_n_white]

The whole situation is just so sad for me, seeing him in that Liverpool shirt last night was horrid. Over time it’s something we will all get used to I guess.