Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Miercoles]

It's sure been a sweet feeling as my creeping dread that Isak will always be an injury player shifts smoothly into the warm glow of schadenfreude.

[tarie4]

2 hours ago, relámpago blanco said:

I don't want him to have bad injury. It's horrible to wish that on someone. He might be a cunt but he hasn't murdered or hurt anyone. 

 

Brentford fans aren't wishing this on Wissa and it makes us look a horrible fanbase. 

 

It's nice to see the grass isn't greener for him but we need to cut this stupid bollocks. He's gone. He might of cost his country WC qualification and he looks crap for Liverpool. That's enough.

Isak took a dump on what this club means to us....me.

I know he's a pro and doesn't have any connections here, but what he did this summer we can't just forget that, nor forgive. 

You don't stop playing or training, you dont go on strike.

Yes, maybe some promises were made and broken, I dunno, it's all just rumors. But you don't diss the fans who loved you, supported you, and chanted your name, by refusing to represent our Club. The club you are contracted to and paying your wages.

We all knew he'd leave for a bigger club eventually, and that was cool, most of us fans were fine with that and understood that. But what he did to the club I love over the summer? That's just awful, despicable and disrespectful. 

 

He's got a six-year contract at Liverpool, and they say he's making 300k a week so he and his family are set for life regardless he does well or not for them.

Therefore I want him to spend most of his time there on the treatment table.

I am very bitter about how he acted to my beloved Newcastle over the summer. Very bitter.

[M4]

If his groin is now at ticking time bomb levels of inconvenience, then he was probably right to secure his big money move at all costs last summer. For his and our sake. 

 

... Narrative switch!

[ianbeany]

Hearing rumours he isn't injured at all and has gone on strike to try and force a move back here

[Mountain]

1 hour ago, Moose said:

 

Yeah, that's kinda what I was getting at, albeit very clumsily.

 

Isak will score goals, and the twitter and media nonsense will hail it like the second coming of Christ, but his goals will highly likely be as a result of him being where a striker ought to be, a standard goal tally (15-25) for a top end PL striker won't be enough to justify his price tag unless he's going to elevate the team by his work elsewhere on the pitch which he absolutely will not.

 

His output needs to be transformational for Liverpool to justify that price tag

 

15 goals would just about justify it this season. But 25 would be lauded, last season he got 23 prem goals (including pens).

 

However, he's injury prone, as proven tonight, so he might struggle to get 23 again, we will find out.

 

125 mil is a fantastic sale.

 

I'd have taken less to just get rid but we played it perfectly, despite many on here saying we should keep him and hold out for 150.

 

The fact we missed out on so many and then got Nick is incredible luck.

 

 

[LaurentRobert]

Fourth groin injury in less than 2 years. On top of that he's had other thigh and hamstring problems in recent seasons. 

 

Signing Nicky W and selling the rat is looking like a fantastic piece of business for us so far. 

[Pilko]

5 goals and nowhere to be seen, dragged at half time with yet another injury concern

 

Brilliant.

[Decky]

You know he'd have about 4 or 5 with us at this stage too. 

[Jaqen]

In his peak and already gasping after an hour jogging around and constantly picking up muscle injuries. Going to be like hans moleman by end of his dippers contract. 

[Kid Icarus]

1 hour ago, Erikse said:

Arne Slot on Isak

 

“He had to come off as he felt his groin a bit.”

[McDog]

19 minutes ago, ianbeany said:

Hearing rumours he isn't injured at all and has gone on strike to try and force a move back here

 

 

I suppose the bellend didn't consider we changed all the locks after he left.

[BottledDog]

[Cornah]

Another self inflicted groin strain from masturbating in the mirror with an imaginary Balon Dor (sic) trophy rammed up his narcissistic shit pipe..

 

[Skeletor]

Groin injury eh? Didn't think the rat would go on strike so soon.

[Stottie]

19 hours ago, Stottie said:

Frankfurt up next and they have the worst defence in the Bundesliga ...There's a good chance Ekitike plays and scores, increasing the clamour for him to play ahead of Isak.

 

No need for clamour if Isak is injured!

 

I only saw highlights but Frankfurt were awful. The Ekitike goal was a shitshow, but the "did it on his own" angle should strike a chord with the eScousers and Liverpool lackeys in the media.

[elbee909]

"Injured"

 

Yeah heard that before

[Skeletor]

 

[LaurentRobert]

"missed three months" 

 

Talk about rewriting history 

[Decky]

Including the full summer like everyone else didnt have half it off too. Isak was welcome to train and play, it was him who didnt want to so fuck off blaming anyone else but him.

 

Btw what happened to this?

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 23, 2025 by Decky

[nufcjb]

The fuck's he on about 3 months? Other players also had at least 1 and a half months from those 3 months off.

[Mountain]

45 minutes ago, Stottie said:

 

No need for clamour if Isak is injured!

 

I only saw highlights but Frankfurt were awful. The Ekitike goal was a shitshow, but the "did it on his own" angle should strike a chord with the eScousers and Liverpool lackeys in the media.

 

I prefer our wonderful German by lightyears and yes Frankfurt defending was ABYSMAL, but it was a good looking goal and I don't think pretending good goals are meaningless or lame does anything for anyone.

[Menace]

[Mike]

Need them to grind the halfpipe of relative mediocrity long enough for the Slot Rot to properly set in. Couple phantom groin injuries and not a stitch of hero worship from the bin dippers and relentless abuse from the e-scousers would be utterly delicious. Maybe even get some rumors his teammates hate him.

 

Then...a nicely timed burglary.

 

[Dyeyzzon]

4 hours ago, tarie4 said:

Isak took a dump on what this club means to us....me.

I know he's a pro and doesn't have any connections here, but what he did this summer we can't just forget that, nor forgive. 

You don't stop playing or training, you dont go on strike.

Yes, maybe some promises were made and broken, I dunno, it's all just rumors. But you don't diss the fans who loved you, supported you, and chanted your name, by refusing to represent our Club. The club you are contracted to and paying your wages.

We all knew he'd leave for a bigger club eventually, and that was cool, most of us fans were fine with that and understood that. But what he did to the club I love over the summer? That's just awful, despicable and disrespectful. 

 

He's got a six-year contract at Liverpool, and they say he's making 300k a week so he and his family are set for life regardless he does well or not for them.

Therefore I want him to spend most of his time there on the treatment table.

I am very bitter about how he acted to my beloved Newcastle over the summer. Very bitter.

Well said. 

[Zero]

2 hours ago, Skeletor said:

 

 

And that’s why we should have no mercy on these cunts

 

please be a career-ending groin injury