Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[GeordieDazzler]

1 hour ago, bobbydazzla said:

Ridiculing him has been laid on a plate for us. Pick up your cutlery, tuck in your napkin and savour the succulent taste of his current failure. 

Poetry dazzla, poetry. 

[Erikse]

25 minutes ago, gazza ladra said:

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/alexander-isak/verletzungen/spieler/349066

 

 

 

This makes it look like a small issue, though. What it doesn't show is all the games that he played while having problems with the groin.

 

 

Edited October 23, 2025 by Erikse

[TRon]

46 minutes ago, gazza ladra said:

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/alexander-isak/verletzungen/spieler/349066

 

 

 

 

I always thought this was in the back of our minds when we decided to sell him once Liverpool upped their bid to around £130m. It might not have been £150m we were hoping for, but it was still a massive wedge which would guarantee a big profit for PSR purposes. 

[GeordieDazzler]

29 minutes ago, Erikse said:

 

This makes it look like a small issue, though. What it doesn't show is all the games that he played while having problems with the groin.

 

 

 

It’s 38 games over four seasons if you include Sweden games, that’s an entire domestic season missed, hardly a small issue. But yes there was clearly a lot of games where he wasn’t fully fit. 

[Roids]

The tragic thing about his transfer is that both clubs would be fairing significantly better had he not forced the move

At least we got some decent comp out of it

[jackyboy]

I think that Liverpool bought him to stop us from having him. Used to happen a lot in Scotland when Rangers and Celtic bought players they didn't really need just to weaken the opposition team

[Mattoon]

Groin strain did you say?

How the turn tables

[Optimistic Nut]

It's going to be Sol Campbell first return to WH/ Owen back here/ Figo at Barca levels when he returns, isn't it?

[Magpie]

3 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

It's going to be Sol Campbell first return to WH/ Owen back here/ Figo at Barca levels when he returns, isn't it?

Worse

[Erikse]

21 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said:

It’s 38 games over four seasons if you include Sweden games, that’s an entire domestic season missed, hardly a small issue. But yes there was clearly a lot of games where he wasn’t fully fit. 

 

I'm thinking about the groin issue specifically. It looks like he was only out twice for 25-30 days each in the same season with that issue, and just 5 days last season. It says that he missed 13 games total in his entire carreer to groin issues. Reality is that he played many many games still feeling his groin, and it was a much bigger issue than what it looks like on transfermarkt.

 

 

Edited October 23, 2025 by Erikse

[AyeDubbleYoo]

12 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

It's going to be Sol Campbell first return to WH/ Owen back here/ Figo at Barca levels when he returns, isn't it?

Definitely can’t recall another player hated so much. Even Owen really is nowhere near, he’s just a weirdo. 

[Facundo Ferreyra]

[Elma]

23 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

It's going to be Sol Campbell first return to WH/ Owen back here/ Figo at Barca levels when he returns, isn't it?

 

If he ever plays against us at SJP. I'm thinking he might be injured. 

[Abacus]

He'll be out with a bruised ego next.

[Wilson]

9 minutes ago, Elma said:

 

If he ever plays against us at SJP. I'm thinking he might be injured. 

 

I definitely think his groin will be playing up that day, heart the size of a pea. 

 

There's also the possibility that he's been sold by that point

 

 

Edited October 23, 2025 by Wilson

[HawK]

Sorry I'm being right immature now, but is it possible his previous arm and shoulder issues are related to his re-occurring groin strains

Notice he hasn't had any arm/shoulder injuries for a while now so the groin strains are creeping in

 

 

Edited October 23, 2025 by HawK

[Stal]

39 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

It's going to be Sol Campbell first return to WH/ Owen back here/ Figo at Barca levels when he returns, isn't it?

 

Took me ages to work out you meant White Hart (as in White Hart Lane) rather than West Ham, who I am fairly certain he never played for.

 

I am clearly having one of those mornings

[TBG]

I'm going with shipped off to AC or Inter Milan next season on loan, then a permanent move to Saudi the following season. 

[gbandit]

The recurrence of this groin injury doesn’t look good for him at all. You wonder if he’ll ever be the same rat again 

[Joe1984]

33 minutes ago, Abacus said:

He'll be out with a bruised ego next.

Isn't that what this 'groin injury' is...? 😄

[The Prophet]

RAWK collectively relived he's injured, not just pants.

 

Though they seem to be underestimating the Eddie Howe effect.

[RodneyCisse]

I fully expected this at some point but not so soon, and its fucking beautiful.

[Lucky]

I think his heads gone too.. like full on Dele Alli. Where’s he now?

[Turnbull2000]

Even in the unlikely even Isak does fail, Liverpool have still spent an obscene amount of money for a very strong squad, and will likely benefit once again from a big Saudi cash injection for one of their players. 

[madras]

4 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

Even in the unlikely even Isak does fail, Liverpool have still spent an obscene amount of money for a very strong squad, and will likely benefit once again from a big Saudi cash injection for one of their players. 

Its not just Isak though if the issue is the manager who can't get a tune of what hes got. If last season was him riding on what Klopp built (and a season when the title winners had it relatively easy by way of competition imo) and now he has to change it by bringing in decent players but not being able to make it work (see Man Utd).

 

Too early to say definitively but could work out that way.

 

 

Edited October 23, 2025 by madras