Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[The Fountain]

On the bench for Sweden.

[Erikse]

Ah I thought he withdrew. My bad.

 

 

Edited November 15, 2025 by Erikse

[Mike]

18 minutes ago, The Fountain said:

On the bench for Sweden.

 

Hope the bench bursts into fucking flames.

[Rich]

Wew, Emil’s on there.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

13 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

Hope the bench bursts into fucking flames.

[Moose]

Ooof, nee luck Ratty McRatface.

 

Sweden's saviour was kind enough to grace the pitch with his presence for just the 30 mins after some guys from Wolfsburg and Celtic were preferred in attack ahead of him. 

 

I remember those who argued that we should try to keep ahold of him and reintegrate him as "it's a world cup year, he'll want to go into the tournament on the back of a good season".

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 15, 2025 by Moose

[elbee909]

Destroyed by Switzerland.

[McDog]

Lovely stuff Alex. 

[elbee909]

Perhaps if he'd not downed tools like a twat... Oh well.

[nufcjb]

So are they completely out of it? Like no chance to qualify at all?

[TaylorJ_01]

1 point

[Paully]

24 minutes ago, nufcjb said:

So are they completely out of it? Like no chance to qualify at all?

I’m sure they’ve got a chance through that Nations bollocks?

[ramirez]

1 hour ago, Paully said:

I’m sure they’ve got a chance through that Nations bollocks?

Yeah will have an away semi against Italy, Turkey and whoever else is in top pot.

[Paully]

52 minutes ago, ramirez said:

Yeah will have an away semi against Italy, Turkey and whoever else is in top pot.

Italy please and Sandro to snap the rat’s neck!

[Fenham Mag]

Any news on how Elanga played?

[Mattoon]

Us selling him when we did is really turning out to be shrewd business if this carries on, he's been pathetic. Better the devil you know Alex, something, something, green grass.

[Abacus]

Nothing against Sweden or all except for one Swede, but having someone that was previously regarded as one of the best strikers in the world not make it to the World Cup would be pretty funny.

 

And then waiting to see if FIFA try to change the rules for him to be able to get in somehow anyway, like with that Club World Cup abomination.

[HawK]

No different for Haaland/Odegaard and Norway for the previous few years tbh

[The Fountain]

55 minutes ago, Fenham Mag said:

Any news on how Elanga played?

On flashscore the Swedish side averaged 6.0, Elanga was rated at 6.1.

 

[BlueStar]

1 hour ago, Mattoon said:

Us selling him when we did is really turning out to be shrewd business if this carries on, he's been pathetic. Better the devil you know Alex, something, something, green grass.

 

I'm hoping seeing him go from the hottest property in the country to a meme so rapidly will be in the back of the minds of our players now when agents start whispering in their ear. 

[Jewel]

2 hours ago, Abacus said:

Nothing against Sweden or all except for one Swede, but having someone that was previously regarded as one of the best strikers in the world not make it to the World Cup would be pretty funny.

 

And then waiting to see if FIFA try to change the rules for him to be able to get in somehow anyway, like with that Club World Cup abomination.

No chance of that happening. He simply isn't that big of a star.

[Collage]

2 hours ago, Fenham Mag said:

Any news on how Elanga played?

Hit and miss but he did well with the cross for the Sweden goal. Sweden team are a shambles after the JDT reign. It looked better in the first half last night but then it fell apart as usual in the second. Really hard to see this Swedish team get through play-off but stranger things have happened I guess.

[Fak]

Still rock bottom as it stands with 45 to go and still on the bench. 

[black_n_white]

Surely Liverpool want him playing to gain some match fitness?

[Civetty]

6 minutes ago, black_n_white said:

Surely Liverpool want him playing to gain some match fitness?

 

He is suspended in play-offs if he gets a booking.