Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Joe1984]

Just now, Andy84 said:

Quite the philosopher 

Chaotian actually...

[LionOfGosforth]

1 minute ago, Cf said:

 

Because he would literally run himself into the ground if he tried. 

 

Well aye but tough shit, you make 15m quid a year, least you can do is make an effort to try. Just sums him up. Selfish cunt that fucked his old club, his current club and his country into the bargain so he could get his precious big move.

[BlueStar]

8 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

That's deep. 

 

[Fak]

11 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

 

 

Anthony Gordon, is that you?

[Ben]

I remembered towards the end of the transfer saga Slot seemed to be getting cold feet on Isak but it seemed like it was that far down the road it basically had to happen.

 

I dont think Karma has ever hit so hard and so quick.

[Nobody]

What's his record now since the cup final? 

[Jaqen]

31 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

Nunez lacked finesse and was crazily erratic but he was pretty well liked by their fanbase because he ran himself into the ground for them. This toxic, selfish arsehole can't even be bothered to do that.

 

 

 

 

Diaz was quality and a proper grafter too. They've always had pretty hard working attackers that covered Salah's slack and allowed him to do his thing. 

 

So quite funny they've now went for a bloke who can't even jog for 60 minutes. 

[GideonShandy]

Again, BBC commenters rated the Rat as by far the worst of the 13 players Liverpool used. Gave him 5.55 out of 10.  The next worst, Konate, got 6.78.

 

www.bbc.com/sport/football/live/c0r9v8ke20yt#Liverpool

[BlueStar]

15 minutes ago, Nobody said:

What's his record now since the cup final? 

 

Probably Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now by The Smiths

[duo]

2 hours ago, Chris_R said:

 

Stephen it's called 'not giving a shit' 

[La Parka]

30 minutes ago, Nobody said:

What's his record now since the cup final? 

Something like this in the league: 

 

P18 G5 A2

 

But I'm doing this in three tabs on my phone.

[Fak]

When Wissa looks well on form having had no pre-season + a 2 month injury what excuse will those shameless Scouse rats use for Isak then?

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by Fak

[Nobody]

4 minutes ago, La Parka said:

Something like this in the league: 

 

P18 G5 A2

 

But I'm doing this in three tabs on my phone.

That's way better than I was expecting/hoping. Not quite worthy of laughing at just yet, unlike his Liverpool record. 

[La Parka]

Just now, Nobody said:

That's way better than I was expecting/hoping. Not quite worthy of laughing at just yet, unlike his Liverpool record. 

Nufc numbers padding it. This season he's 8(2) 1g 1a 

 

Basically big willy 

[Heron]

Speaking from a purely unbiased point of view, tonight I was pleased that Liverpool won the game when neither Salah or Isak were on the pitch in a very difficult away game. Speaks volumes really about the poisonous unprofessional attitude of the superstars that are Salah and Isak and it was emphasised by Robertsons interview, who demonstrated professionalism.

 

But putting my biased hat on, I wish they were absolutely dicked and embarrassed by it. Wasn't to be.

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by Heron

[Superior Acuña]

51 minutes ago, La Parka said:

Something like this in the league: 

 

P18 G5 A2

 

But I'm doing this in three tabs on my phone.

if that’s league only.

 

All comps for club:

 

P 24 G 6

 

including Sweden

P 30 G 7

4 goals in 10 for us [1 pen], 2 in 14 for Liverpool, 1 in 6 for Sweden.

 

5 of the goals were within 6 weeks of the final. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 10, 2025 by Superior Acuña

[Ronson333]

 

[Ronson333]

 

[Mike]

God, Isak shite and the downfall of Carragher.

 

[Jewel]

1 hour ago, Ronson333 said:

 

Liverpool should just stop faffing around and make Jacob Murphy their manager, at this point. He's seemingly the only person who's capable of getting a tune out of these fuckers lol.

[The Bonk]

1 hour ago, Mike said:

God, Isak shite and the downfall of Carragher.

 

 

 Is this cause the Raps are playing your Knicks? 

[TRC]

Has any player in history had the ‘hasn’t had a preseason’ as an excuse before especially not after 2 months of playing.

[McDog]

Just now, TRC said:

Has any player in history had the ‘hasn’t had a preseason’ as an excuse before especially not after 2 months of playing.

 

 

I think in June it will still be a reason.

[Zero]

We should start a “Murphy for England” or “Murphy for Ballon Dor” campaign

[Casey]

4 hours ago, Mike said:

God, Isak shite and the downfall of Carragher.

 

Feels good don't it. Also love me some VC. Got me looking up the Slam Dunk Contest from 2000. Fuck it here:

 

 

Still the greatest dunker of all time imo. The first and third make me feel like a kid-in-awe again...

 

Anyway, fuck Isak, Carragher and the bin dippers.