Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Anderson]

Why is the last page of this thread duplicated? Thought I was losing it.  

[Anderson]

Nvm, it's fixed now.

[Ameritoon]

1 minute ago, Anderson said:

Why is the last page of this thread duplicated? Thought I was losing it.  

Happens on mobile a lot 

[Mag3.14]

10 minutes ago, Ameritoon said:

Happens on mobile a lot 

Happens to me loads on my macbook, got used to it now 

[Fatwax]

To be fair, people have just been saying variations of the same thing for the last 200 or so pages. Makes no difference.

[Nucasol]

1 hour ago, Miggys First Goal said:

 

Whalloper of the highest order. Some cunt mug him on the way home. Though probably getting picked up by his mum.

[MagPar]

12 hours ago, Zero said:

i think it will be Isak + Osula now

 

We still need a Wilson replacement. Even I am changing my mind on DCL and I've been dead against it. Beggers can't be choosers though. 

 

I've been looking for other strikers around 30-50 million.

Vangelis Pavlidis 

Clayton 

Samu

Alex Sorloth 

How's about getting Ayoze Perez back? 

Oihan Sancet 

Javi Puado

Jonathan Burkardt

Ermiden Demirovic

Daizen Maeda

Cyriel Dessers

Emmanuel Emegha

Kalimeundo.

 

Loads of possibilities. Food for thought.

 

 

 

 

Edited August 6, 2025 by MagPar
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[cubaricho]

1 minute ago, Nucasol said:

Whalloper of the highest order. Some cunt mug him on the way home. Though probably getting picked up by his mum.

Just what this discourse needed, Adam P.  

[JigsawGoesToPieces]

If we sell Isak can we throw in Adam P for nowt?

 

He's a waste of bandwidth

[mouldy_uk]

Isak trying to hand in his transfer request 

 

[The Prophet]

 

[duo]

1 hour ago, Miggys First Goal said:

 

Mate come on - why?

[OpenC]

1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

 

 

We're rattled enough and the relationship between Isak and the fans is looking beyond repair, they can move on now. Their work here is done 

[duo]

1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

 

Oh give over

[David Edgar]

Just now, duo said:

Mate come on - why?

 

No life.

[lovejoy]

15 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Whalloper of the highest order. Some cunt mug him on the way home. Though probably getting picked up by his mum.

‘Mum’.

 

You should get mugged for that alone 

[Sibierski]

9 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

PSG sell for £90m. PSG then sign Isak from us for £150m. We then sign Ramos from them for £50m (PSR helping for both).

 

That’s going to be the play now isn’t it?

[Bally21]

18 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Whalloper of the highest order. Some cunt mug him on the way home. Though probably getting picked up by his mum.

A complete ballbag sitting in a deckchair... that will definitely sort out this clusterfuck of a situation...

[Dokko]

4 minutes ago, Sibierski said:

PSG sell for £90m. PSG then sign Isak from us for £150m. We then sign Ramos from them for £50m (PSR helping for both).

 

That’s going to be the play now isn’t it?

 

I fucking hope so.

[Toon1984]

4 minutes ago, lovejoy said:

‘Mum’.

 

You should get mugged for that alone 

Ah right. Only Geordies can support Newcastle.

[duo]

Ramos isn't close to Isak's ability - never will be

[lovejoy]

2 minutes ago, Toon1984 said:

Ah right. Only Geordies can support Newcastle.

aye, because that’s worse than hoping someone gets chinned on the way home because of the way he makes a living?

 

they’re both jokes man, have a day off.

[lovejoy]

Just now, duo said:

Ramos isn't close to Isak's ability - never will be

I’ve only seen him twice I think, so I’ve absolutely no idea.

 

I’d wager he’d play his best football under Howe though.

[Smal]

1 minute ago, duo said:

Ramos isn't close to Isak's ability - never will be

I’m not really pro-Ramos at all tbh, but nobody we can sign will be close to Isak’s ability, like

 

 

Edited August 6, 2025 by Smal

[duo]

We cannot let Isak go - it is as simple as that.  If we come out this window with him still at Newcastle - I would say that is a win.  Sesko is no where near his levels yet.