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16 minutes ago, joeyt said:

Had a dream last night that Newcastle were at home to a newly promoted team however the opposition team was a team full of ducks. All of their coaching staff were normal humans shouting instructions and tactical changes but all the players were ducks.

 

Wilson had difficulty taking a penalty because the pitch was knee high in water to help the ducks

 

Any therapists kicking about? 

 

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NETD, going to get a tattoo across my back

 

North East Top Ducks 

 

If we win the semi final and final*

 

 

 

*Disclaimer, I will not be held to the terms of this announcement and have authority to back out of this at any moment 

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4 minutes ago, gbandit said:

NETD, going to get a tattoo across my back

 

North East Top Ducks 

 

If we win the semi final and final*

 

 

 

*Disclaimer, I will not be held to the terms of this announcement and have authority to back out of this at any moment 

To be fair, even if you get grief, it wouldn’t take a feather out of you. 

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3 hours ago, GeordieDazzler said:

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We’re winning the cup marra

 

Assume there were 11 ducks unless 1 or 2 of them had been red carded. A quick Google suggests 11 is a lucky number, in dreams and other contexts. 

 

Think joey's dream might be WOAT or a sub-forum at this stage tbh. 

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Yeah but it's the other team with the ducks right? So our chances in the Carabao are over, basically. Wilson to miss a key penalty.

 

 

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Was bored yesterday and tried to come up with the best NUFC squad of the PL era. Maximum of 25 players and each squad number has to be a squad number worn by the aforementioned player, and each squad number can only be used once (ie Rob Lee can be either 37 or 7 etc). Best I could come up with was this:
 

1 Given
22 Pope

12 Harper


15 Trippier

21 Beye

6 Howey

27 Woodgate

5 Schar

2 Coloccini

4 Botman

35 Bernard

33 Burn

 

32 Robert

24 Solano

7 Lee

39 Bruno

8 Beardsley
37 Ben Arfa

11 Speed

14 Ginola

 

9 Shearer
10 Sir Les
19 Ba
13 Wilson
45 Mitro

 

Is there anyone obvious I’ve missed? :lol: 

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5 minutes ago, bowlingcrofty said:

Was bored yesterday and tried to come up with the best NUFC squad of the PL era. Maximum of 25 players and each squad number has to be a squad number worn by the aforementioned player, and each squad number can only be used once (ie Rob Lee can be either 37 or 7 etc). Best I could come up with was this:
 

1 Given
22 Pope

12 Harper


15 Trippier

21 Beye

6 Howey

27 Woodgate

5 Schar

2 Coloccini

4 Botman

35 Bernard

33 Burn

 

32 Robert

24 Solano

7 Lee

39 Bruno

8 Beardsley
37 Ben Arfa

11 Speed

14 Ginola

 

9 Shearer
10 Sir Les
19 Ba
13 Wilson
45 Mitro

 

Is there anyone obvious I’ve missed? :lol: 

Tino and Cisse before Mitro IMO

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20 Lejeune in for 4 Botman

4 Solano in for 24 Solano

24 Carroll in for 45 Mitrovic

 

Botman is class obviously but Lejeune was good too, whereas Carroll in 2010 was fucking lethal and way better than Mitrovic. Therefore just about a net increase. 

 

Fun game. :lol:

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