gbandit Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Didn't Tony Soprano have lots of dreams about ducks? Are you a mafia boss @joeyt ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 16 minutes ago, joeyt said: Had a dream last night that Newcastle were at home to a newly promoted team however the opposition team was a team full of ducks. All of their coaching staff were normal humans shouting instructions and tactical changes but all the players were ducks. Wilson had difficulty taking a penalty because the pitch was knee high in water to help the ducks Any therapists kicking about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 We’re winning the cup marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 NETD, going to get a tattoo across my back North East Top Ducks If we win the semi final and final* *Disclaimer, I will not be held to the terms of this announcement and have authority to back out of this at any moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, gbandit said: NETD, going to get a tattoo across my back North East Top Ducks If we win the semi final and final* *Disclaimer, I will not be held to the terms of this announcement and have authority to back out of this at any moment To be fair, even if you get grief, it wouldn’t take a feather out of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 3 hours ago, GeordieDazzler said: We’re winning the cup marra Assume there were 11 ducks unless 1 or 2 of them had been red carded. A quick Google suggests 11 is a lucky number, in dreams and other contexts. Think joey's dream might be WOAT or a sub-forum at this stage tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
80 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 (edited) Yeah but it's the other team with the ducks right? So our chances in the Carabao are over, basically. Wilson to miss a key penalty. Edited January 26, 2023 by 80 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Was bored yesterday and tried to come up with the best NUFC squad of the PL era. Maximum of 25 players and each squad number has to be a squad number worn by the aforementioned player, and each squad number can only be used once (ie Rob Lee can be either 37 or 7 etc). Best I could come up with was this: 1 Given 22 Pope 12 Harper 15 Trippier 21 Beye 6 Howey 27 Woodgate 5 Schar 2 Coloccini 4 Botman 35 Bernard 33 Burn 32 Robert 24 Solano 7 Lee 39 Bruno 8 Beardsley 37 Ben Arfa 11 Speed 14 Ginola 9 Shearer 10 Sir Les 19 Ba 13 Wilson 45 Mitro Is there anyone obvious I’ve missed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 I'd be having Bellamy #17 in there for starters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Just now, Big River said: I'd be having Bellamy #17 in there for starters Good call. Forgot him, dunno how Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, bowlingcrofty said: Was bored yesterday and tried to come up with the best NUFC squad of the PL era. Maximum of 25 players and each squad number has to be a squad number worn by the aforementioned player, and each squad number can only be used once (ie Rob Lee can be either 37 or 7 etc). Best I could come up with was this: 1 Given 22 Pope 12 Harper 15 Trippier 21 Beye 6 Howey 27 Woodgate 5 Schar 2 Coloccini 4 Botman 35 Bernard 33 Burn 32 Robert 24 Solano 7 Lee 39 Bruno 8 Beardsley 37 Ben Arfa 11 Speed 14 Ginola 9 Shearer 10 Sir Les 19 Ba 13 Wilson 45 Mitro Is there anyone obvious I’ve missed? Tino and Cisse before Mitro IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Just now, Dancing Brave said: Tino and Cisse before Mitro IMO You’d have to take Shearer out as number 9 is taken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Just now, bowlingcrofty said: You’d have to take Shearer out as number 9 is taken. Shearer was over rated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 3 Enrique for 33 Burn, easily... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Just now, Yorkie said: 3 Enrique for 33 Burn, easily... Dropped from my squad for his subsequent Liverpool loving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 20 Lejeune in for 4 Botman 4 Solano in for 24 Solano 24 Carroll in for 45 Mitrovic Botman is class obviously but Lejeune was good too, whereas Carroll in 2010 was fucking lethal and way better than Mitrovic. Therefore just about a net increase. Fun game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Just noticed Krul wore 40 for a bit, so would probably have him in over Harper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 https://www.caughtoffside.com/2023/01/27/former-everton-star-slams-ex-manager-for-asking-him-to-leave-due-to-his-age/ Rafa told James Rodriguez: "You are old." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Tino, Batty and Bellamy should be in there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 This is probably 90% bullshit, but it's an amusing thread nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Butcher Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Brian McGandalf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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