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To the tune of ‘you’ve got a friend in me’… ?

 

We’re signing Tonali,

He comes from Italy,

Unhappy ultras claiming, footballs dead,

As he swaps to us from the nice warm med,

I bet his nannas pissing in her bed,

Boy, we’re signing Tonali

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said:

Chicago style for me. Think theres a place in Manchester and one in London but basically nowhere does it in the UK. Would love to eat what I had in Chicago again.

 

Chicago Town has a lot to answer for given the Pizza Pie's reputation. 


Square in Newcastle does the deep dish pizzas, they’re class. 

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35 minutes ago, timeEd32 said:

Surely the simplest song is largely written already. Could be as few as two changes unless someone can get creative with "big pizza pie."

 

When the moon (toon) hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie, that's amore (Tonali)
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine, that's amore


Please god, make it stop 

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8 minutes ago, Myleftboot said:

Does anyone remember the bloke that used to sit in the leazes near the corner that used to make what sounded like a red indian war cry once during a game back in the mid eighties. 

Yep. He sat in the East Stand somewhere behind me (towards the Leazes) in the early-mid 90s.

Was part of the fabric and magic of the match, it was always be the most random moment too, like a goal-kick just sailing towards halfway rather than when we were piling on the pressure. Just hearing that noise from somewhere in the depths behind you but never seeing where it came from.

Was known as Tonto from the outside.

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14 minutes ago, TRon said:

 

 

This is how it should have read:

 

He's Italian, he's hard

sprays the ball 40 yards

that's Tonali...!

 

Left Milan for the Tyne

wins the ball every time

that's Tonali...!

etc

 

You could maybe come up with some better words, but the jist of it is right. Definitely the best tune so far.

 

Okay, I shall try to rise to the challenge.

 

He's Italian, he's hard

sprays the ball 40 yards

that's Tonali...!

 

Left Milan for the Tyne

wins the ball every time

that's Tonali...!

 

Likes Asti Spumante

He's better than Kante

Tonali!

 

And he runs like a cheetah

Our Geordie world-beater

Tonali!

 

 

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I the old days, the period between bid accepted and player signed was filled with people worrying that Ashley would somehow stop the transfer of Vurnin Anita going through.

 

now the period is filled with shit chants. I know what I prefer

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Cronky said:

 

Okay, I shall try to rise to the challenge.

 

He's Italian, he's hard

sprays the ball 40 yards

that's Tonali...!

 

Left Milan for the Tyne

wins the ball every time

that's Tonali...!

 

Likes Asti Spumante

He's better than Kante

Tonali!

 

And he runs like a cheetah

Our Geordie world-beater

Tonali!

 

 

Tremendous

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19 minutes ago, James said:

I the old days, the period between bid accepted and player signed was filled with people worrying that Ashley would somehow stop the transfer of Vurnin Anita going through.

 

now the period is filled with shit chants. I know what I prefer

 

 

 

 

Couldn't agree with you more.

 

These chants are unbearable.

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