NUFC Transfer Rumours

[Ikon]

Has there been any serious links to Kenneth Taylor? Would like one more CM. Like the little I’ve seen from him, has a little bit of everything. Looks composed. Would gladly see us taking a punt on him as he wouldn’t be very expensive. We’d then have plenty of midfield options. 

[KennyUtd]

I'd be thrilled with any footballer who still goes by  Kenneth. 

[JonBez comesock]

46 minutes ago, gbandit said:

It’s possible in terms of finances but I don’t think it works that well for balance as they’re both poachers 

Probably won’t play together 

[KaKa]

47 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

Probably won’t play together 

 

Ramos is very good at dropping into spaces and linking play to help the team advance up the pitch, before then arriving in the box and getting on the end of chances.

 

Wissa is a more dynamic forward that stretches defences in behind and runs the channels and can carry the ball and run at defenders.

 

If we ever did go with two upfront they would complement each other really well.

[BennyBlanco]

2 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

Yes

[MagPar]

1 hour ago, KennyUtd said:

I'd be thrilled with any footballer who still goes by  Kenneth. 

I always wanted to change my name to either Kenneth (after my uncle) or Kevin, because I've always hated my name, Keith. Its a horrible name, I can only think of 2 cool people called Keith (Moon and Richards). Looking for a name on a tv show where a character is a rapist or a peado, they call him Keith. Looking for a nerdy, weird friend, Keith wins again. 

 

My snake of a mother said that fairies whispered the name into her ear,daft cow. I even tried to get people to call me my middle name George, because I like that and it was my Dy's name, and I fucking worshipped that man.

 

Dy is Scottish for grandfather but I'm unsure of the spelling.

[Pilko]

6 minutes ago, MagPar said:

I always wanted to change my name to either Kenneth (after my uncle) or Kevin, because I've always hated my name, Keith. Its a horrible name, I can only think of 2 cool people called Keith (Moon and Richards). Looking for a name on a tv show where a character is a rapist or a peado, they call him Keith. Looking for a nerdy, weird friend, Keith wins again. 

 

My snake of a mother said that fairies whispered the name into her ear,daft cow. I even tried to get people to call me my middle name George, because I like that and it was my Dy's name, and I fucking worshipped that man.

 

Dy is Scottish for grandfather but I'm unsure of the spelling.

 

[KennyUtd]

7 minutes ago, MagPar said:

I always wanted to change my name to either Kenneth (after my uncle) or Kevin, because I've always hated my name, Keith. Its a horrible name, I can only think of 2 cool people called Keith (Moon and Richards). Looking for a name on a tv show where a character is a rapist or a peado, they call him Keith. Looking for a nerdy, weird friend, Keith wins again. 

 

My snake of a mother said that fairies whispered the name into her ear,daft cow. I even tried to get people to call me my middle name George, because I like that and it was my Dy's name, and I fucking worshipped that man.

 

Dy is Scottish for grandfather but I'm unsure of the spelling.

I've always felt the same. Not a fan of Kenneth at all. I can take Kenny or Ken but it always seemed like an old man's name. Like you, it seems like all the square blokes on TV are bloody Kenneth. As I've got older all my pals have taken to using my full name too the bastards 😆.

I'm an Alex at heart although I'm ready to change that currently. 

[MagPar]

30 minutes ago, Pilko said:

 

Prime example, the man screams nonce. 

[MagPar]

28 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

I've always felt the same. Not a fan of Kenneth at all. I can take Kenny or Ken but it always seemed like an old man's name. Like you, it seems like all the square blokes on TV are bloody Kenneth. As I've got older all my pals have taken to using my full name too the bastards 😆.

I'm an Alex at heart although I'm ready to change that currently. 

At least you can do things with Kenneth, Ken, kenny. Nothing can be done with Keith. Keith'les has got no teethles, that's a gem from my pre-teeth days. Fuck you parents. 

[toontownman]

Wissa and one more striker needed. Two more after Wissa if we sell Isak, or any attack midfielder that could play up top at a pinch.

 

Feel for Osula, he had a cracking Euros but he finds himself in a Hall scenario that doesn't seem to end. Hopefully he makes a similar breakthrough yet. He was bright today in his cameo.

[oldtype]

I’ve changed my mind and am now perfectly happy to drop fifty million pounds for an uninspiring striker.

[Checko]

30 minutes ago, MagPar said:

At least you can do things with Kenneth, Ken, kenny. Nothing can be done with Keith. Keith'les has got no teethles, that's a gem from my pre-teeth days. Fuck you parents. 

Just go with K-dawg. You just need some cool shades, a big fuckoff gold chain, bandana and then own it.

[James]

Have two have two strikers as if Wissa gets injured (assuming he even signs in the first place) + when he is at AFCON

[JonBez comesock]

We are crying out for a game changer 

 

Creative midfielder or number 10

 

Someone to unlock the defence

[toon25]

1 hour ago, MagPar said:

I always wanted to change my name to either Kenneth (after my uncle) or Kevin, because I've always hated my name, Keith. Its a horrible name, I can only think of 2 cool people called Keith (Moon and Richards). Looking for a name on a tv show where a character is a rapist or a peado, they call him Keith. Looking for a nerdy, weird friend, Keith wins again. 

 

My snake of a mother said that fairies whispered the name into her ear,daft cow. I even tried to get people to call me my middle name George, because I like that and it was my Dy's name, and I fucking worshipped that man.

 

Dy is Scottish for grandfather but I'm unsure of the spelling.

 

Not seen Keith Chegwin's Naked Jungle?

[MagPar]

1 minute ago, Checko said:

Just go with K-dawg. You just need some cool shades, a big fuckoff gold chain, bandana and then own it.

Nope,but thanks for trying. I take pride that I know im not a creepy weirdo. I am a nerd though, with my Game of Thrones pop up books, figurines of gaming and film icons, and every tee I wear is a reference to something geeky (I'm currently wearing a Metal Gear Solid t-shirt). A proud geeky Keith with outstanding taste in music,film,books, games etc.

 

Right, back to football, surely a rumour today.

[Holloway]

Why are you dissing your mother on here, you fucking tool

[Pilko]

17 minutes ago, toon25 said:

 

Not seen Keith Chegwin's Naked Jungle?

 

Or the sequel on Life's Too Short, "Cheggers Plays Cock"

 

[MagPar]

17 minutes ago, Holloway said:

Why are you dissing your mother on here, you fucking tool

You don't know my mother and what she put me through as a child. Trust me, she deserves no respect whatsoever. How child services never got involved will forever be a mystery.

[Holloway]

10 minutes ago, MagPar said:

You don't know my mother and what she put me through as a child. Trust me, she deserves no respect whatsoever. How child services never got involved will forever be a mystery.

aye put it in the transfer rumours thread, dear me. There's a thread in the chat section for this type of thing if you want to spill your guts out to strangers on the internet

[rebelrouser]

40 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

We are crying out for a game changer 

 

Creative midfielder or number 10

 

Someone to unlock the defence

Can't Jacob Ramsey work in that role?

[nufc123]

36 minutes ago, Holloway said:

Why are you dissing your mother on here, you fucking tool

No need for that.

[KennyUtd]

3 minutes ago, Holloway said:

aye put it in the transfer rumours thread, dear me. There's a thread in the chat section for this type of thing if you want to spill your guts out to strangers on the internet

Or you could just ignore it and let him say what he likes. Just a thought.

[Conjo]

2 hours ago, MagPar said:

I always wanted to change my name to either Kenneth (after my uncle) or Kevin, because I've always hated my name, Keith. Its a horrible name, I can only think of 2 cool people called Keith (Moon and Richards). Looking for a name on a tv show where a character is a rapist or a peado, they call him Keith. Looking for a nerdy, weird friend, Keith wins again. 

 

My snake of a mother said that fairies whispered the name into her ear,daft cow. I even tried to get people to call me my middle name George, because I like that and it was my Dy's name, and I fucking worshipped that man.

 

Dy is Scottish for grandfather but I'm unsure of the spelling.