Mike Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 @RichΒ Add Mark My Words to the execution filter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, Harry 209 said: Also - if Osula DOES start scoring goals, he could potentially become Bruno/Shearer/Milburn level folk hero. Maybe the most popular of all.Β ππ€£π π Stop man, please stop. ππ€£π πππππππ π€£π Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 209 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, KennyUtd said: ππ€£π π Stop man, please stop. ππ€£π πππππππ π€£π I'm serious. He has one of the best personalities we've seen at NUFC. Just needs to work on the goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 We need to bring Lee Charnley back on a temporary contract to teach Jamie Reuben how to use a fax machine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 14 minutes ago, JT24 said: It was all starting to get too easy so I'm glad we're not signing anybody else. Β Bit of a challenge will keep us on our toes. Β Aye just a bit of Dark Souls while the top six play Kirby's Adventure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 13 minutes ago, gbandit said: Our negotiation team aspires to move at the speed of this graceful creature Β Howe: "Oh!Β SΓΈrloth, you say?" Β Transfer team: "No. We said 16 minutes ago, NE27 said: " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 5 minutes ago, Emotic said: Injured. And the problem with someone from outside the Premier League is that Howe will take a great deal of time to slowly ease them in. As much to relieve the pressure of immediately having to perform (see Sesko now at ManU), as well as to get them drilled into our patterns of play.Β Β This is why we seem to be "Premier League-proven or nothing" in our approach. With Isak on strike, we need to get strikers who can immediately be comfortable with the League, and not suffer from a loss of confidence when they don't immediately live up to their hype. Ekitike notwithstanding, who seems to be a very confident player. Like Isak?Β Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 5 minutes ago, Harry 209 said: Also - if Osula DOES start scoring goals, he could potentially become Bruno/Shearer/Milburn level folk hero. Maybe the most popular of all.Β William Osula, is that you??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 4 minutes ago, Harry 209 said: I'm serious. He has one of the best personalities we've seen at NUFC. Just needs to work on the goals. Don't man please. ππ€£π€£π I'm nowhere near a toilet and I'm close to pissing myself. πππ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 If we fail to sign a striker it's a proper 1/10 window, imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Puppets Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 4 minutes ago, gdm said: Like Isak?Β Samu is nowhere near the level of Isak when we bought him, to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 14 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said: If we were a proper club we would have done the Wilson replacement last summer.Β psr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Puppets Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, The Butcher said: If we fail to sign a striker it's a proper 1/10 window, imo Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, Shadow Puppets said: Samu is nowhere near the level of Isak when we bought him, to be fair. Donβt think it matters. Whoever the striker is that comes in we will no struggle along with Gordon up top (not that we can anyway for 3 games) Β Β I assume thatβs why we pretty much put the eggs in the JSL & Wissa basket as we need whoever it is to hit the ground runningΒ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. Do you have any info on what exactly caused Isak to go nuts at all? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. Iβd say 5 or 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. Not having anyone to play striker, either as the main or second striker qualifies as an abject failure no matter what else has happened. Weβve already dropped 5 points because of it. That pattern will play out at least until January. Isak staying is massively problematic in its own right: Β Heβs has no pre-season and will talk a while to integrate Β He wonβt give close to 100% Β His fellow teammates donβt trust him Β The fans will be against himΒ Β We donβt have a striker man, Isak isnβt going to perform the role for us effectively Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. unfortunately, Isak staying doesnt mean he will play.Β at least not any time soon or with full purpose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. Nah, it's not a 1/10 but having no striker sorted takes it from an 8/10 to a 5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc123 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 4 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. I dont think we can rely on Isak if hes staying. Hes not matchfit for a while, and it will only cost us in the league and CL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said: Eh? Β So if we end the window with: Β Elanga Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Isak staying Β That's a 1/10?Β Β Fuck me. Yes. No striker going into a CL season would be a bit of a disaster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 "we haven't signed a striker" is the new "we haven't signed a first team player since 2009" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, The Butcher said: Yes. No striker going into a CL season would be a bit of a disaster. just think about that playing in the champions league with no striker. Itβs absolutely insane. Probably never been done beforeΒ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 5 minutes ago, dcmk said: Do you have any info on what exactly caused Isak to go nuts at all? Greed. a lack of loyalty and a belief that he is better than the team, plain and simple Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 27 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said: If we were a proper club we would have done the Wilson replacement last summer.Β Β If the rules weren't so ludicrously unfair we'd have signed Joao Pedro 2-3 years ago. Who knows what else we may have done. Β Not to mention we wouldn't have an artificial wage ceiling in place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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