Marc Guehi

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

Why was I born handsome instead of rich? 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Just now, Shays Given Tim Flowers said:

Why was I born handsome instead of rich? 

Rich looks OK. 

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

We might not if they're still haggling.

 

It might only be a fortnight, but feels like this has gone on for an eternity.

[Disco]

Just now, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Rich looks OK. 

Oi oi!

[ExiledGeordie]

2 minutes ago, TRon said:

 

The cut off point at this stage seems to be just give Palace what they are asking.

😂

[Joelinton7]

34 minutes ago, Andy84 said:

His tweets are getting right on my tits 

Don’t you know all the proper journalists use 🤪 emojis 

[Skeletor]

5 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

I just don't understand what might women might find attractive about a rich, successful, ambitious man with a great hairline.

 

Are yous for real man?

 

Is it a natural hairline or a clinic bought hairline though?

[DahnSahf]

1). Offer them all they're asking.

2). Let them gleefully proclaim it.

3). Tell them nah, we were just kiddin', and announce a surprise signing from Trabzonspor or somewhere.

[Kid Icarus]

1 minute ago, Skeletor said:

 

Is it a natural hairline or a clinic bought hairline though?

 

I don't think anyone's really arsed are they? 

[Skeletor]

Just now, Kid Icarus said:

 

I don't think anyone's really arsed are they? 

 

Ay man. Can't call it a great hairline if it's not natural  

[B-more Mag]

49 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

I was dead, dead intimidated by you before I met you, like. Hand in the air.

[Kid Icarus]

1 minute ago, Skeletor said:

Ay man. Can't call it a great hairline if it's not natural  

 

A distinction without a difference

[B-more Mag]

36 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

For non-followers, this is how you know the NFL season hasn’t started yet. 

[Gawalls]

32 minutes ago, jonny1403 said:

 

Of course it's possible to suggest that Villa won't do as well as last season when they have 8 extra CL games to contend with. We are literally an example of that from last season 

you're right it's possible but I do reckon Emery will know how to rotate well enough and juggle the first team.

[Skeletor]

There is no way Villa do as well this season. All the traditional teams will be stronger and they'll struggle with the extra CL games.

[Deuce]

42 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

 not even tagged, no safety smiley. Like you didn’t want me to know you were coming.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

There is no way Villa do as well this season. All the traditional teams will be stronger and they'll struggle with the extra CL games.

 

I really thought they'd kick on in the summer, obviously FFP has strangled them too. 

[Wolfcastle]

Must be a London thing, Sheringham and Jordan had the young hair on corpse look too.

[Jackie Broon]

18 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

 

Is it a natural hairline or a clinic bought hairline though?

 

Could be a 'non-surgical hair replacement system'.

[andycap]

1 hour ago, gdm said:

How do you know ?

Just looks like we have resigned ourselves to the fact we won't be able to shift miggy so have stuck the funds towards Guehi instead. 

Loan with an option will be our hope for the right winger position now. 

[Ikon]

You don’t know. Time will tell, let’s see. 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

19 minutes ago, B-more Mag said:

 

[TRC]

Still not fully understanding this transfer. I get the need for a CB, but a RW is much bigger need. I dont think its opportunistic either was we are paying a club record fee for someone if Botman was fit wouldnt start for us imo.

[GEFAFWISP]

Nearly 3pm on Friday...

[LionOfGosforth]

Several pages of bad hair and Deuce being murdered shortly, safe to say this one will trundle on a while yet