Yoane Wissa

[Lazarus]

Does anyone else say Doctor Congo?

 

Or just me? 

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, Lazarus said:

Does anyone else say Doctor Congo?

 

Or just me? 

I didn’t, but I will now 

[Segun Oluwaniyi]

13 hours ago, kingxlnc said:

Looked like the Diddy dance

 

Worrying

 Dance is called "fimbu", which is "whip" in Lingala. Congo always do this when they score because they are whipping the opponent. My hope is that that he does this directly in front of Sunderland supporters when he scores at SOS in the derby. 

[The Fountain]

On 03/09/2025 at 13:08, Andy said:

I do find it funny when people say "he's just turned 29!!" as if we should be rolling him out in a wheelchair. He's still in his prime man 

 

Aye he'll be coming to the end of his career when his contract is up, but there's nothing wrong with that. Not every signing needs to have resale value. 

4 good years and the £55m is good value.

[captainhaircut]

One thing no one mentions is that Wissa is a young 29 in terms of games. 
 

He’s played 300 pro matches in his career. Isak 3 years younger and has played 360. Rashford a year younger and has played 500.

Plenty of miles left in his legs. 3 good years, book value becomes 13/14m, sell to Saudi for 25m aged 33. 

[Mike]

This guy is gonna Cisse. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

[aussiemag]

Cisse but less flukey. 

[54]

4 minutes ago, aussiemag said:

Cisse but less flukey. 

You better not be calling that Chelsea goal flukey as if so we're going to have issues.

[aussiemag]

10 minutes ago, 54 said:

You better not be calling that Chelsea goal flukey as if so we're going to have issues.

Was it the Swansea one, where he dug it from under himself and into the top corner? 

[HawK]

Cisse scored some worldies, Chelsea goal candidate for best PL goal of all time imo. Totally meant it, I used to do weird shots like that off my right all the time, took penalties with the outside of my right as well (!)

 

But let's not pretend some of his goals weren't flukey as fuck as well

[Dr Venkman]

49 minutes ago, HawK said:

took penalties with the outside of my right as well 

[TRon]

On 06/09/2025 at 14:17, Lazarus said:

Does anyone else say Doctor Congo?

 

Or just me? 

 

POTY

[Conjo]

I'm an FM nonce that prefers talents with high potential ahead of boring known experience, but got to admit it feels nice to have someone of his quality that can step up and contribute right away without needing to bed in while Woltemade gets up to speed.

[Drewboy74]

7 hours ago, aussiemag said:

Was it the Swansea one, where he dug it from under himself and into the top corner? 

Brilliant goal that....Cabaye at his absolute best as well.

[Lush Vlad]

7 hours ago, aussiemag said:

Was it the Swansea one, where he dug it from under himself and into the top corner? 

I was there for that right at the back of the away end. Quite a few around me, including myself. Had our hands on our heads thinking he’d spooned it over the bar. It just dropped into the net in slow motion  

 

Then had a night out in Swansea and got asked to leave Aspers Casino for continually singing the James Perch song. 

[Myleftboot]

On 06/09/2025 at 14:17, Lazarus said:

Does anyone else say Doctor Congo?

 

Or just me? 

Reminds me of him.

[Danh1]

On 06/09/2025 at 14:17, Lazarus said:

Does anyone else say Doctor Congo?

 

Or just me? 

Always do.  

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

54 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

Always do.  

+1 

[UncleBingo]

On 06/09/2025 at 14:17, Lazarus said:

Does anyone else say Doctor Congo?

 

Or just me? 

🤣🤣 Always have done going back to my Championship Manager days. My brother always used to refer to Preston NE, as Preston Nee.....another one that has stuck.

[TaylorJ_01]

Yes, Doctor Congo for me too.

 

There's a noodle place near me called 'Dr Noodles' where, in reverse fashion, I call it 'D R Noodles' to silently annoy their branding team.

[madras]

12 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said:

Yes, Doctor Congo for me too.

 

There's a noodle place near me called 'Dr Noodles' where, in reverse fashion, I call it 'D R Noodles' to silently annoy their branding team.

Democratic Republic of Noddles surely ?

 

 

Edited September 8, 2025 by madras

[janpawel]

He's gonna be starting this weekend + Barca next Thursday isn't he? 

 

C'mon the Wiss 

[ianbeany]

 

[Toon No9]

3 hours ago, UncleBingo said:

🤣🤣 Always have done going back to my Championship Manager days. My brother always used to refer to Preston NE, as Preston Nee.....another one that has stuck.

When I see BHA I always think of it as Bahamas.

[andycap]

Has there game been called off tonight?