MagPar Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 On 06/10/2025 at 12:54, Magpie said: Got a flu infection and has missed the start of the German camp Good news, you generally only catch the flu once. So catching it over an international break is perfect timing. A week to get better then a week training before it's back to business. He should sneeze into Wissa’s face so he catches it now too, or guaranteed he'll recover from knee injury then catch the flu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 You all know the Coloccini chant’s just getting re-hashed, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Trying to think if I've seen us convert a more unusual penalty than that. Such an odd (but brilliant) technique. Rolled his ankle like Beckham taking a free-kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Just now, Yorkie said: Trying to think if I've seen us convert a more unusual penalty than that. Such an odd (but brilliant) technique. Rolled his ankle like Beckham taking a free-kick. Both feet the whole run up pointing right too, dunno if anyone else noticed that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 The penalty was amazing but if I know hes going to do that every time im not watching his pens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 He’s big, he’s class he’s got a porno tash Woltemade! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 6 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Trying to think if I've seen us convert a more unusual penalty than that. Such an odd (but brilliant) technique. Rolled his ankle like Beckham taking a free-kick. Tge more I watch it the more I think his non kicking foot is too close to the ball and that made his strange movement on striking. His other pens weren't like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 42 minutes ago, SteV said: You all know the Coloccini chant’s just getting re-hashed, right? So let's get these lyrics filled in and be the change we want to see in the world Steves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 45 minutes ago, STM said: The penalty was amazing but if I know hes going to do that every time im not watching his pens. Alright Ruben? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 59 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Trying to think if I've seen us convert a more unusual penalty than that. Such an odd (but brilliant) technique. Rolled his ankle like Beckham taking a free-kick. Isak's in the same game last season was pretty weird too- but much less convincing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 1 hour ago, SteV said: You all know the Coloccini chant’s just getting re-hashed, right? Four-syllable name and curly hair. Has to be a sign from God, like a second coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 35 minutes ago, Mike said: So let's get these lyrics filled in and be the change we want to see in the world Steves. You have more faith in the ability to influence the match going fan than me… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Woltemade makes us better Woltemade makes us stronger Hour after hour after hour His work is never over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 1 hour ago, HawK said: Woltemade makes us better Woltemade makes us stronger Hour after hour after hour His work is never over Rhythm is a dancer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Woltemade über alles, Über alles but not Dan Burn (repeat) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikse Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 23 minutes ago, Hudson said: He's strong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 17 minutes ago, Mike said: Rhythm is a dancer? Bruno is dancer Tonali the romancer Big Joes fucking everywhere Big Nick Woltemade Thiaw at centre halve-a Sven will smash you in the air Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunk Moreland Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Only just saw he had 100% passing accuracy in the Forest game. For a player who puts himself about as much as he does that is impressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 I’ve never seen a CF have a 100% passing accuracy before and when you consider that a lot of those passes showcased perfect weighting and different techniques it makes it even more remarkable. He’s going to the very very top Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 5 hours ago, Mike said: Fair play. I mean we don't even need to take out the hotstepper line. We're like halfway to a chant already. Here comes the hotstepper (Woltemade!) Something Something (Woltemade) Something Something (Woltemade) Something Somethiiiiiiiin! (Woltemade) Here comes the hot striker (Woltemade) He didn't grow up in Byker (Woltemade) He's fucking better than I-Sick (Woltemade) He' gonna get us a hat-trick (Woltemade) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 13 minutes ago, gbandit said: I’ve never seen a CF have a 100% passing accuracy before and when you consider that a lot of those passes showcased perfect weighting and different techniques it makes it even more remarkable. He’s going to the very very top Doesn't always play it safe either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 (edited) 52 minutes ago, gbandit said: I’ve never seen a CF have a 100% passing accuracy before and when you consider that a lot of those passes showcased perfect weighting and different techniques it makes it even more remarkable. He’s going to the very very top It’s going to be fantastic to watch. Second only to watching your victory lap on here. Edited October 7, 2025 by Dr Venkman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 I love the current chant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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