NG32 Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 When you're all alone and you need a goal, whose goner score? Waltemade! A tall German man running through on goal..whose gonner score .Watlemade! And so on and so on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdoptedGeordieFromPompey Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 Always thought Woltemade scanned perfectly with 'In the Navy' for a more unique chant - just need some just lyrics for the lines between yelling 'WOLTEMADE!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 7 hours ago, St1pe said: I normally hate stuff like this but this is pretty cool. This goes so hard. I love how he just has the looks of a cult hero before he even demonstrated his abilities for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 2 hours ago, AdoptedGeordieFromPompey said: Always thought Woltemade scanned perfectly with 'In the Navy' for a more unique chant - just need some just lyrics for the lines between yelling 'WOLTEMADE!' Ok I’ll bite 🎵 Wolte-ma-de, He’s taller than most trees, Wolte-ma-de, Tripps comes up to his knees, Wolte-ma-de, He scores goals with ease, Wolte-ma-de! Wolte-ma-de! 🎵 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 Wolte-ma-de I like to see him notch Wolte-ma-de He stirs a feeling in my crotch Wolte-ma-de Can have my wife but I want to watch Wolte-ma-de Wolte-ma-de 😉😆😁😄 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 So happy we got Woltemade instead of Sesko. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianbeany Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 3 minutes ago, Donut said: So happy we got Woltemade instead of Sesko. Posted on Redcafe a few mins ago: Quote Just don't see it with this lad. Would be nice if he even looked like he gives a shit. Newcastle must be pinching themselves that the stars aligned and they ended up with Woltemade. Sesko's getting fucking slated on there. Most think he's utter shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 30 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said: Ok I’ll bite 🎵 Wolte-ma-de, He’s taller than most trees, Wolte-ma-de, Tripps comes up to his knees, Wolte-ma-de, He scores goals with ease, Wolte-ma-de! Wolte-ma-de! 🎵 That's pretty good and easy too if it wasn't for the awful tempo St. James' Park needs to sing all songs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloydianMag Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 4 hours ago, ianbeany said: Posted on Redcafe a few mins ago: Sesko's getting fucking slated on there. Most think he's utter shite Certainly is🤣 https://www.redcafe.net/threads/benjamin-Šeško-2025-26-performances.489086/page-60 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 3 hours ago, Conjo said: That's pretty good and easy too if it wasn't for the awful tempo St. James' Park needs to sing all songs 100% . Every song at 300BPM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergenMagpie Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 @Alan Pardew thinks he'll start for West Germany Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 3 minutes ago, BergenMagpie said: @Alan Pardew thinks he'll start for West Germany He'll start for West Germany, Prussia and Germania he's that good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 10 hours ago, Guybrush said: 100% . Every song at 300BPM The Thiaw song has already been ruined. Bella Ciao (Makina remix). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 1 minute ago, Heron said: He'll start for West Germany, Prussia and Germania he's that good. Lead the Germanic massacre of the Romans in the Teutoburg forest! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 13 minutes ago, BergenMagpie said: @Alan Pardew thinks he'll start for West Germany Hardly a bold prediction when he starts all their games already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 12 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Lead the Germanic massacre of the Romans in the Teutoburg forest! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 13 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said: Hardly a bold prediction when he starts all their games already Was thinking that too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 Always backs us in the media does Pardz. Good guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMSIllustrious Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 30 minutes ago, Heron said: He'll start for West Germany, Prussia and Germania he's that good. That‘s fine, German kids learn about the Northeast of England specifically at school and later think that York and Newcastle are the only places you should know about (well and London of course). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 I fucking hated Pardew when he was here, played a small part in the Pardew out campaign too. Can’t help but like the cunt these days though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny36 Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 Was gutted we missed out on Sesko but we really struck gold with Woltemade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarie4 Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 11 minutes ago, johnny36 said: Was gutted we missed out on Sesko but we really struck gold with Woltemade Out of all the ST signings this summer, I think we totally lucked out with big Nick. If he doesn't score, he's still super involved in the game. Watching Ekitike or Sesko, etc., if they don't score, they pretty much offer nothing. They just disappear in games. Can put Isak in that category also when he played for us, ghosted alot of games for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 1 hour ago, Heron said: Always backs us in the media does Pardz. Good guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 2 minutes ago, NEEJ said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 Good guy is pushing it. The king is still a lipless slimy cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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