BeloEmre Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 4 minutes ago, Fak said: Says in the article we plan to loan him back to Reims for next season. Ehm no? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 "Chronicle Live understands that Jaouen's agency is listening to Newcastles pitch but at this stage there is no agreement" Nowt ever from the chronicle is worthy of a thread I'm afraid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named Lee And I need a job So I wanna be a paperback Ryder Paperback Ryder It's a dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand His son is working for the Ronny Gill It's a steady job But he wants to be a paperback Ryder Paperback Ryder Paperback Ryder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 6 minutes ago, Shearergol said: He’s playing at non-league levels Then anything over 6 figures is a rip off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 60% vowels across first name and surname, I hope he's as special as he seems to think he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Not a clue who this guy is but sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegans Export Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 11 minutes ago, Heron said: This name sounds like something a child would say to another child when rubbishing their name. Pfft you're not even funny Heron Shmeron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie_once_removed Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Any mention of a fee? Pope has been pretty rubbish this season and he would have all pre season to train and impress, so he could be No 1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 21 minutes ago, Fak said: Remember that lad who The Magpie Channel used to interview after a match who kept doing the terrible Ric Flair impersonations Absolutely horrific Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 2 minutes ago, Keegans Export said: Pfft you're not even funny Heron Shmeron Alreet Export Sexport. Who plugged into you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Suds fingerprints all over this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergenMagpie Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Went to the Reims forum earlier to check out what they made of this rumour, but language barrier was too strong. Any of our French speakers who can have a look? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Beard of a sheep shagger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo2 Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 He looks fucking massive which is a plus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Just now, Robbo2 said: He looks fucking massive which is a plus 6 ft 6. Big cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 If my memory serves then I think this will be the first time we've ever signed a French goalkeeper from Reims. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Just now, The Butcher said: 6 ft 6. Big cunt. Eddie will be playing him at left back, am I right lads?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 11 minutes ago, Fak said: Absolutely horrific You got a problem with me my DM is always open DC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 (edited) 11 minutes ago, GEFAFWISP said: Beard of a sheep shagger. Uh no, Ewe-n there! Edited May 27 by B-more Mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 13 minutes ago, Elliottman said: Suds fingerprints all over this He's ready brother. Dennis Wise says he's our new #1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 33 minutes ago, Fak said: Says in the article we plan to loan him back to Reims for next season. Code for…we’ll never see him play for us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 12 minutes ago, BergenMagpie said: Went to the Reims forum earlier to check out what they made of this rumour, but language barrier was too strong. Any of our French speakers who can have a look? It’s 2026 man there is literally a button on your browser that will translate it for you instantly. Or if you’re feeling really adventurous, just ask an LLM to crawl the forum and summarize the reactions for you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 17 minutes ago, Fak said: Absolutely horrific Nothing nicce about that video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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