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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see Gomis doing that along tour bedroom floor.

 

Think I'd need sectioned.

 

A powerful image indeed  :lol:

 

I'm glad someone else has mentioned it.  Extremely camp and just makes him look like he's a bit mentally challenged.  I'd be fuming if one of our players celebrated like that.  Be good if one of our players started playing as well as him though. 

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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see Gomis doing that along tour bedroom floor.

 

Think I'd need sectioned.

 

That's a horrid image.

 

Think I'll check under the bed and in the wardrobe before I go to bed tonight.

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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see Gomis doing that along tour bedroom floor.

 

Think I'd need sectioned.

 

:lol: Shit, those moments where I wake in the middle of the night just became really sinister.

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"One for the cameras" When a keeper holds a shot rather than parrying. Basically getting the p*ss taken out of them for doing their job better.

 

Erm.  Isn't it the other way around?  I always hear that term or 'camera save' when the keeper has tucked their legs up and fail to land on their feet, when they clearly could have done.  Or they parry a shot, that they could easily catch. 

 

:thup:

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It's beyond shite. Struggling to think of a worse one.

 

That Gomis celebration is proper shite but I can think of far worse. Take your pick...

 

http://i3.dailypost.co.uk/incoming/article6148583.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JM041013LFC-9Sturridge.jpg

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/07/article-2320959-14343721000005DC-356_634x335.jpg

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9245798.ece/alternates/w620/sherwood-adebayor-salute.jpg

 

gyan-dance.jpg 

 

Last but not least, this fucking mad cunt...

 

http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/53b3dd7d43379.png

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:lol: That last one, man.

 

This will always be my most hated:

 

http://images.cdn.fourfourtwo.com/sites/fourfourtwo.com/files/styles/inline-image/public/dimatteo_celebration.jpg?itok=bVubk4lt

 

On the other hand, good ones:

 

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/6e/2e/0,,10278~10497646,00.jpg

 

http://xfilexplore.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Juergen-Klinsmanns-goal-celebration.jpg

 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01533/jimmy-bullard_1533331c.jpg

 

 

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re celebrations, this is the absolute best I've ever seen at our place.

 

Carew after scoring against Birmingham, hoists a ball boy up to celebrate with the Holte End. Ace.

 

That kid will never forget that.

 

http://i.imgur.com/sCiZGBg.jpg

 

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Aston+Villa+v+Birmingham+Premier+League+KVl-uRux7DGl.jpg

 

 

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This bullshit is the worst ever.

 

http://media.balls.ie/uploads/2014/06/bebeto-brazil-celebration-world-cup-1994.jpg

 

Word. People keep dragging it out of retirement too.

 

The best is still any Brazil 70 goal.

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The best is still any Brazil 70 goal.

 

If i had to choose one, it'd be Marco Tardelli, 1982.

 

Simple, effective, yet at the same time conveying the thought "FUCKING HELL! I've just scored in the world cup final!" in a way that anyone else understands.

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The best is still any Brazil 70 goal.

 

If i had to choose one, it'd be Marco Tardelli, 1982.

 

Simple, effective, yet at the same time conveying the thought "FUCKING HELL! I've just scored in the world cup final!" in a way that anyone else understands.

 

Glorious moment to watch like :lol:

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