Guest firetotheworks Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Martin Tyler's arrogance when he says "and it's liiiive!" as if it's the greatest catchphrase on earth, and everything about West Ham - "the West Ham Way", the stupid bubbles, the cringey song, the only plus side is that Karren Brady is a milf She's a proper ugly pig and an irredeemable cunt. I'd rather shag a threshing machine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumpelstiltskin Solano Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Martin Tyler's arrogance when he says "and it's liiiive!" as if it's the greatest catchphrase on earth, and everything about West Ham - "the West Ham Way", the stupid bubbles, the cringey song, the only plus side is that Karren Brady is a milf Have you seen her daughter *Immediately googles* Hmmmm not really my type was hoping for more of a saucy Claire Sweeney type :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Martin Tyler's arrogance when he says "and it's liiiive!" as if it's the greatest catchphrase on earth, and everything about West Ham - "the West Ham Way", the stupid bubbles, the cringey song, the only plus side is that Karren Brady is a milf Gets me every time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Co-commentator wondering for which team Lascelles will play next season within two minutes of me turning on the broadcast. Just fuck off, one of many things that have made me lose so much interest in the PL. Does every non-top 6 fan have to be constantly reminded how fucking small, pitiful and insignificant their team is? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Co-commentator wondering for which team Lascelles will play next season within two minutes of me turning on the broadcast. Just f*** off, one of many things that have made me lose so much interest in the PL. Does every non-top 6 fan have to be constantly reminded how f***ing small, pitiful and insignificant their team is? Not just the non-top 6 either. We probably get this more than any oher team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 You’re 7th tho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Pickford's face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Mark Hughes, cunt simple as. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Absolutely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Of course, he’s a dick. Hope he doesn’t get sacked though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Charlie Adam's always-on goblin cosplay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumpelstiltskin Solano Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Mark Hughes, c*** simple as. Loved how pathetic his post-match interview after we beat them was. He said you can't blame him for leaving players out against Chelsea cos everyone's done it, Rafa made six changes himself for tonight's game and left out his two main strikers :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 'Please can I have your shirt signs' Fuck off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Just started big time over here. seen "xxxx dame tu camiseta" in Spain for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 June. July. August. January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 2007 - Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Today after the match there were a kid of Man Utd fans (a lot of them appearing to be students, and I doubt actually went to the game) just standing outside the main entrance underneath the Milburn stand at full time. They were standing in inconviant places and not just in a line behind the security barriers. As a result this caused a huge hold up for fans leaving the ground as only 1 or 2 could squeeze past them at a time. This isn’t the first time fans have sat outside for autographs after a match, but it’s often just a couple who don’t get in the way. This time it was a real problem and the stewards were just standing there. I think in future he club needs to organise this better. There is enough time between the match ending and the players leaving the ground for those fans to be held elsewhere out of the way instead of getting in the way of a huge crowd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbemba Youre A Womble Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Garth Crook's and his team of the week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 The protection of media darlings Kane and Alli despite the fact that they dive repeatedly and win penalties vs the rest of the league who either don't get them or get hammered for clear dives Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 The protection of media darlings Kane and Alli despite the fact that they dive repeatedly and win penalties vs the rest of the league who either don't get them or get hammered for clear dives I agree with this completely. It's staggering how blinkered some people can be. Exceptional talents, yes. Blatant cheats, absolutely. Just because they're English shouldn't excuse them from being criticised for cheating, particularly Harry Kane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbemba Youre A Womble Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Out of interest - if the media are protecting Kane and Alli, who exactly aren't they protecting? To be honest I'm not the slightest bit bothered about Kane, Alli etc. 'diving' or 'cheating'. Not impressed with Smalling taking a tumble yesterday, Alli, or whoever - it's a bit ridiculous, but can appreciate what their trying to do. They get booked, and shown up on TV to be a tit - leave it at that. I'm of the firm opinion that if a defender or goalkeeper is putting themselves in the situation that they can be taken advantage, basically by not convincingly winning the ball - it's fair game if the forward finds contact and gets a foul. Surely it's the evolution of the game, leading from an offensive sense. Defenders and goalkeepers especially need to evolve in how they defend when they know there is a risk of giving away contact without getting the ball. It's not like it's been going on for decades either. 10 years ago, without 24 hour news coverage on football, nobody worried nor cared about who would win a penalty at the weekend. You'd see it a couple of times highlighted on Match of the Day, probably concede the fact that Bellamy (for example) went down a bit easy against whatever mid 00s goalkeeper (Schwarzer), won a penalty. That was it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Out of interest - if the media are protecting Kane and Alli, who exactly aren't they protecting? To be honest I'm not the slightest bit bothered about Kane, Alli etc. 'diving' or 'cheating'. Not impressed with Smalling taking a tumble yesterday, Alli, or whoever - it's a bit ridiculous, but can appreciate what their trying to do. They get booked, and shown up on TV to be a tit - leave it at that. I'm of the firm opinion that if a defender or goalkeeper is putting themselves in the situation that they can be taken advantage, basically by not convincingly winning the ball - it's fair game if the forward finds contact and gets a foul. Surely it's the evolution of the game, leading from an offensive sense. Defenders and goalkeepers especially need to evolve in how they defend when they know there is a risk of giving away contact without getting the ball. It's not like it's been going on for decades either. 10 years ago, without 24 hour news coverage on football, nobody worried nor cared about who would win a penalty at the weekend. You'd see it a couple of times highlighted on Match of the Day, probably concede the fact that Bellamy (for example) went down a bit easy against whatever mid 00s goalkeeper (Schwarzer), won a penalty. That was it. Because it makes a mockery of the game, some players are better at engineering a foul than others. Vardy, Kane, Alli, Sturridge are all fine exponents of throwing a leg toward a defender, diving and winning penalties. Often the defender has done nothing wrong so following your argument they would not be able to go within a metre of the attacker as it might result in a penalty. Defending is a skill that should not include a 'beware of the cheat' warning. That to me is not what football is about and it shouldn't be considered a virtue that you can 'win' penalties. Its cheating, some get dug out for it, others get praised for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbemba Youre A Womble Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 But why are we just focusing on holding back forwards and their interest in the game? It's the prerogative to exploit weakness for their gain, just as much as any one else on the pitch. Completely accept that out right diving, without any contact has no place in the game - but you've got to accept that it's always going to be there. Doesn't mean you have to like it, or even encourage it, but the level of focus and outrage on it I find boring beyond belief. Karius and Cortouis last weekend coming out and diving at the feet of Delefeou and Kane put themselves at risk of fouling the player. Why should the forward then go out of their way to avoid them? If they can knock the ball past, and then round the keeper to score, score. But for whatever reason the keeper halts their progress by touching them, go down. Their knocking them well out of balance, and chances are they would fall within a couple of strides, or certainly wouldn't be of composed stance to finish as easy if the keeper didn't make contact. Any team will give briefs of traits and likely situations ahead of games. Don't show Arjen Robben inside! Don't dive at the feet of forwards that are likely to go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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