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Relying on these teams that I can’t fucking stand to do us favours.

Who knows, maybe another loan and he could be decent enough to be Tinos backup?

Howay Palace, need a huge favour from yous

Huge amount of pressure of Forest tonight, it's one of their 'must wins' given they still have Chelsea on the final day, they absolutely need 3 points on the board by 10pm tonight, a draw doesn't really help them. No idea which way it's going to go tonight, can see all 3 results, flip a coin basically

I think it's more the fact that we've got about 4 people who can regularly play on the left and only 1 on the right.

Is it not good to have quality depth in at least one position on the pitch though?

It was a zero-risk signing at a time we had absolutely no cover for Trippier. Thankfully we didn't need to play him.

Anyone got the gif of Pardew conducting the Palace ultras

His mindset seems elite if you believe all the interviews. His football just needs to match it in terms of consistency. The winger situation is still a bit of a mess at the club, like. It's such a shit headache to have.

Pointless signing from day 1.

Cos we support the Palace, the Palace, the Palace, And that's the way we like it we like it we like it, Whoaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaa...

Imagine Pickford at SJP if we don't get CL

Is that not roughly what we paid for him? Just checked and it was an undisclosed fee reported to be up to £3M

Got my Palace training top at the ready with PARDS emblazoned on the front.

Ban

Can I shock you? I've always greatly admired the fine work of Steve Parrish and Simon Jordan

Fucking hell yeah

I’m fairly confident in this fixture, as even when the gulf between the two teams was massive under Mourihno, they had a honking record up here. It’s one of those occasions intangibles, much like our own honking record at the Amex, Villa's record at St James' which makes me think we'll get the result we need. Especially if the crowd do their part. ps: I’ll still be utterly bricking it approaching KO time though

Douglas Luiz?

I don't think Newcastle and Sunderland are the reason why Gateshead have much lower attendances than they should have, at all. It's purely down to the stadium for me. I'd love a ball playing lower league side with a nice little compact stadium on my doorstep. Instead we've got one of the shittest matchday experiences in the entire UK. The concourse is ridiculous, it's often freezing, windy as fuck and there's absolutely bugger all next to the ground. On a cold week night you genuinely couldn't pay me these days, and I had a season ticket there just 10 years ago. The turnover of players doesn't help either, although that seemed to have slowed for a few years it appears to be back with a bang.

@joeyt Don't even, man.

Another shite keeper?

Me tonight

Sky would be wanking themselves to death if that's the scenario that unfolds. Would be gripping to be fair, would still make me sick with the wankfest they'll be if Chelsea make it.