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Who's this fucker? Suppose major trophies will be well within reach for City next season after spending £400 million. If they also offer £150,000 per week or more, we can't really compete with that either.

Really need to keep him at all costs. I’d ship a bunch of purples before him.

Getting praise and guidance from Ashley Cole.

Hey Motherfucker.

As always on that place, if there isn’t a Newcastle fan to round on, they eventually turn on themselves.

I mean if he is going for £17 million after apparently being the next big thing you have to think he either has a bad attitude or is shit.

I don’t know. Elanga had the third most assists in the league in a super defensive side and can get better. Bakayoko might never get near that. If Eddie and Co are unconvinced they’ve earned our faith I think.

Benny had a lot of good ideas.

Easy there, Benedict Arnold.

Do you really want more American fans though? Have you seen the Yanks that post here, like?

Tbf, I didn't say find a good American. Any cunt with luminous teeth and a first name that sounds like a surname will do.

Gigantic off season of change. Hopefully for the better. We knew about this one but looking forward to seeing where she ends up next.

Isaac Hayden might have a future as a broadcaster. Didn't realize he's so articulate and thoughtful.

Goal times and FT in the comments.

I sacrificed glassing you to make that happen as I recall.

You're welcome.

It's got missed opportunity written all over this bakayoko fella. Mbuemo huijsen of late that we didn't buy when the fees were small. Watch him go to Brentford and have a great season and be too much to buy in the future.

We're dogshit.

I say sign that Japanese bloke who plays RW for Sociadad who I saw a youtube comp of once. Sign the best South Korean we can. Crash into the Asian Market. I wonder how much money Son has made Spurs over the years. Then find an American as well. Let's start getting into that market before Wrexham has a monopoly.

He's not really a punt though. Assuming the reports are correct, we've scouted him extensively and have been interested for quite a while. Would we rather have him and £33m to spend elsewhere (eg on a midfielder) or Elanga at £50m?

Fantastic. Thanks

Now onto witch hunting their own supporters for going to a concert Fender has them absolutely fewming and seething. It's a hoot to see how one musician, can totally wind up nearly an entire fan base, and then send them over the edge of reality. They will be on here looking en force, you sad mackem wet wipe cunts

Nah we don’t take “punts” on random foreign players. It’s Eddie’s picks or nowt. I can live with that.

Too busy watching CL matches to keep an eye on the leaky roof table bubula.

Going to be scenes when we finish above you next season.