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Why though?

Runs a pub in Gosforth since moving out the Jesmond Dene Hotel.

Thinking about it he makes perfect sense in terms of more of a target man and different looks formation wise. But also if we’ve played CL then have an away game or home match a few days later start this lad and we’re still looking good.

Van Nistelrooy finally sent to the glue factory

Good news for them.

Don’t disrespect his Europa League numbers against the likes of Bucharest and Bodo.

What about Brett Emerton

In terms of referencing buildings, this one has the potential to be a bit of a cult classic were it not associated with arguably the worst period in the club's modern history:

Technically we've already had the Romano 'here we go' on Pedro... was just back in 2022.

Yeah that one's being submitted as the away kit, this one (or another one I might end up with) is the third.

Eddie wouldn't touch Garnacho

In PL 9 less assists and the same amount of goals.

I think you could do a better job referencing the Tyne bridge than adidas have done.

If he can put it all together he'll be a very good player.

Not been seen in Greggs yet?

Howay man, his attitude is fucking awful and he’s a really selfish player

Oh I was miles off then I preferred your Northumbrian-themed ones tbf - unique, stood out and a clear reference to the historical region

no idea other than the Northumbrian socks which remind me of the Spain kit anyway.

Tyne Bridge?

I’d happily take Garnacho. Think his ceiling is so high and it’s proper dumb from Man Utd to get rid.

You're on the right lines here, but not the Uni. Hmm, maybe if it's not obvious straight away then it's back to the drawing board.

Garnacho available for £50m. More G&A than Elanga last season and 3 years younger. He's a great lad too. Top professional.

Trafford medical probably done months ago

He's not as fast as Elanga but more technical and probably more creative overall. I don't think he'd have an issue adapting to the physicality of the PL but probably doesn't have the insane training routine of Elanga. Agree on Elliott. Looks good for the U21s but in a four front season-long campaign I wouldn't want him as our main RW.