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It will.

I can wake up one morning and go, ‘I fancy buying a Brazilian international Can I sign Joelinton? ‘You’d better ask the boss.’ ‘Yasir, can I sign Joelinton?’ ‘No, Yasir.’ Both me. Not me in bed with another bloke called Yasir'

Meh.

Nowt positive.

does Newcastle have a Jonestown neighborhood?

This one definitely does feel like the one persistent rumour that is no smoke without fire. Wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him go

This is absolutely hysterical. "He was caught out when he told keen cyclist Christopher Hall he was doing a “450-mile” coast to coast bike ride – more than three times the actual distance. Mr Hall knew the true distance was much less – 137 miles – and so Etherington’s con was rumbled. Now the shamed sportsman has been jailed for 15 months after he admitted fraud."

Ffs

Imagine Liverpool funding this by selling Diaz and Nunez to the Saudis.

Eddie is preparing a speech from the Milburn reception stairs as we speak.

Sold?

It'll be there when he signs his new contract though.

Interesting to see they avoid the elephant in the room of FFP like... They skirt around it plenty and say all the outcomes but don't actively say "FFP might force them to sell" which is moreso the reality imo.

I get nervous every time I see this thread at the top of the page

What did Romano say? He's their dream target? Think there's more chance of Gordon heading in that direction.

There's too much smoke. I need to be held.

Don’t play that shit Mike

Mate was at the same wedding as him last week, got a video of Isak wishing my son and stepson a happy summer Absolutely made our week that did, what a guy.

Joelinton is a smokescreen. It’s really Longstaff they want. Longstaff will need his sun cream.

iron it back on through greaseproof paper.

The feck is Romano on about.

He’s basically saying it because a PIF-club would be classed as related party transaction (according to UEFA), which don’t count as profit. Which sounds incredibly subjective, and a legal minefield. But next to no chance we’d sell him (yet), so all pretty irrelevant.

No they couldn’t. I’m sure there is safe guarding in place to stop this without fan approval