Skeletor

Still remember their "1-0 to the famous team" shite craic.

Everyone deserves to be loved. Even soulless gingers who are shite at football.

Beeeeew. Get him signed.

To be fair they can boast a PL and FA cup win in recent years, which is more than most of the clubs who have it in for us can say. That being said though:

If we did sign Maddison and Werner it would cover 3 positions for the price of 2. Maddison playing primarily central midfield, but being able to play RF too. Werner primarily being RF but being able to play CF when Wilson gets injured. Think we'd be top 6 too.

Yes please!

The old Fifa negotiation. "Scout says player is available between £40-60m" Manager 1: We'll offer £40m Manager 2: No that's way too low. We won't accept anything less than £60m Manager 1: £45m Manager 2: I'm glad we could come to an agreement.

Who sprinkled some positivity into Baldwards Wheaties this morning?

Maddison is good with free kicks too. I want us to be a team that everyone fears fouling like the days when we had Robert, Solano and Shearer (who could wallop one in).

So this is what it's like to see one of your teams win a trophy

Anyway I'd love to see Maddison here but can't see it happening.

We'll slash your fucking tyres

I thought we'd cleansed the club of all the fati's after Bruce got the boot.

He definitely gave the corner, then decided that it was a drop ball because one of their players got injured jumping into Bondswell and getting nowhere near the ball.

Bramble-itis?

Definitely the winner of the most HTT like post of the year.

No he was signed during Cabbage Head's era.

£25m FFS.

Not gonna lie, it was satisfying seeing these diving cunts actually feeling some pain whilst going down for once.

And the cheating cunts win it.

Well ref, you caused this by giving them everything every time they dived.

Whatever Joelinton said to the ref, he deserved it.

Cunt referee.

Well done Rafa. Just get on our team bus at the end and come back to Newcastle to sign a contract.

Gingerstaff coming on.