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Down to 2 defenders fit. Thank god we've got a massive squad. Super Goufran in central defencenext weekend no doubt.

“John Carver is a man who sticks by his players, unless you're Medhi Abeid". FYP Sammy.

I've not read the article but I'm guessing that winning the FA Cup (in 1973) and 9 - 1 FTM are on the list somewhere.

Hooper Boumsong Marcelino Babayaro Obertan Faye Maric Hamilton Guivarch Andderrsonn Off the top of me head for appalling first XI in the modern age. Need a really, really bad RB to finish it off. Edit forgot about Carr, cheers.

I think it's an ego trip for him - turn out to see how many of your subjects are there to give you pelters while still giving you money after doing the worst you could do to the club and providing zero entertainment.

Either Palace or Boro, both in the same week iirc Palace in a scintillating 0 - 0 classic.

Can just see the IS reps if that came up - 'Newcastle United? Fuck that, we're having nothing to do with that evil bastard"

Aye. The lower down the league palace are, the more likely the excuse that the players were not good enough, pardle has free reign in the transfer market, hastening theirs and parlde's demise.

Isn't that the competition that has been used to actually prove the world cup host is capable of actually hosting a football tournament?

I've said for years that we are now Newcoventry United, participating in the league to make up the numbers and maybe sneak a decent result against one of the big clubs to keep the morons satisfied.

Linking profit made to actual playing staff coming in Either they're retarded or think their readership is retarded enough to still believe this kind of bullshit story. Both probably.

Bunch of wankers deserve him tbh. Perfectly suited.

This just shows how fucked up the bidding process is now. The US and Australia have two bites for 2022 and 2026. European teams have a bid for one in three? I'll most likely see two World Cups in the US and fucking zero in England in my lifetime. Fuck off.

After reading that board I'm glad they've hired the charlatan. There's one relegation place already secured for next year anyway. Liked this though. Asute and Pardle are two words that have a court order to be at least a few miles apart surely.

This would be a good protest idea tbf. Yep if someone locally could work with a supplier that produces this kind of thing change the colours to black and white and the words Newcastle United Premier League Participants. Surely practically everyone, even those that sat on their hands while the SackPardew folks did their best to effect change, would be prepared to wear them to a game. It's a subtle yet powerful message, not offensive in any form that would warrant any kind of confiscation from the club. Unfortunately most of our match going crowd appear to overjoyed to be nothing but Premier League Participants. Probably beam with pride to have one of those and keep it as a momento to show their carer in later life.

Same reason as Colback, Geordie passport. Can't have too many forrins on you know.

I'm feeling more pity for us as he's clearly going to be given the job until the end of the season along with the rest of Pardews cronies when they should have been included in his exit package.

The shit over the last two matches would show a decent owner we need a total clearout of the backroom staff. With the owner we have though, we'll end up with a shit assistant manager filling in for the next 5 months and mostly the same coaches next year as it's the cheap option.

Guaranteed it won't be his fault if he takes them down. Of course not. It'll be down to all the forrins playing for them, the Lord Mayors Parade and The Changing of the Guard being cancelled due to rain putting the team off, never honest Al, the medias mate.

I'd be surprised if he isn't. Goalkeeping takes experience. Moreso than any other position. Without it you're going to be shit unless you have crazy talent. Woodman got passed off by Hartlepool when he went on loan though because he wasn't up to it. At the club, working with his dad. Was given his place in the England set up by Gareth Southgate, who also happens to be a close friend of his dad and his godfather. Doesn't sound like nepotism to me.

Get in! Take those fuckers down and show the media how good you are as well you lying charlatan cunt.

Complete fucking garbage

So IT WAS Anita's fault we lost on Friday. Thanks for clearing that up Alan.

Just more proof that Pardew hasn't the slightest clue what he's doing if it's true. In a shit run of results, throw in a random player that has played mostly on the bench over the past month and hope to fuck they do something.

Feel a bit sorry for Anita there. He was caught between trying to mark the runner and make the tackle twice in the move while the rest of the midfield had disappeared and were making very little, if any, attempt to get back.