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Slot's giving up titles quicker than Prince Andrew this season. They just showed both Palace goals on the concourse to jubilant cheers

Fella two along from me loudly scoffed and turned to me to say something and then stopped when he saw me clapping away

The booing of the knee on Saturday was rank, never heard it like that before. The Reform effect?

If he's out for much longer we need to sue Dr Congo for medical malpractice, dunno why we sent him there in the first place. Is he even qualified?

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/chelsea-donald-trump-potus-themed-scarves-cardboard-cutouts-fifa-club-world-cup-hijinks/blt74a972392422600a

Consistently the shittest player on the pitch every match and I'm petty enough to fucking love it.

8 minutes for what?

Came here to say that!

My dad was saying today he hates them more than the mackems, never thought I'd see the day

Sam Fender, who mackems "heard' wasn't a Newcastle fan until the takeover (source, trust me bro) having the 'best day of his life", meeting his childhood hero Alan Shearer, in a video posted on the BBC Sport YouTube channel years before the takeover when we were absolutely fucking shite.

So this thing with the Spurs ticket being added to your season pass (only mentioned in a line at the very bottom of the email about payment, beneath stuff about changing your credit card) is that to stop people forwarding emails when they can't make a game rather than passing on the ticket through official means?

Belgium, by the looks of it. Just made his debut.

Wonder if the scouser who got this done before he'd kicked a ball for them is pondering his life choices

Plus imagine how much sunscreen he'd need to slap on in Dubai.

Considering Amorim looks like he hates his life and is angling for a payout, I can only assume that's aimed at getting him to jack it in.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold bonce, but she ain't messing with no broke nonces.

Does his Man U era "Rythm is a dancer, Anthony Elanga" chant ever get an airing?

Some nice comments here https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=820811823669845&set=a.218032733947760

Unlucky scabs, shame you can't cross a ball like you can cross a picket

Don't remember him grabbing his face and hoying himself on the floor like that when he played for us. Also don't remember him crossing himself and pointing to the sky each time he came on the pitch for us, where's that come from?

Mackem in my group chat "I didn't even know Mason Mount was still alive FFS"