BlueStar

Your legs are made of breadsticks and your ligaments of sand

Should we all not start rubbing a lucky boot like we did for Beckham and hope for a miracle recovery?

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People who enforce punishments for blasphemy must have a pretty low opinion of their god if they think he's so weak and pathetic that he's either damaged by such words or needs them to extract his vengance for him.

Looks about right http://soccernet.espn.go.com/players/stats?id=7813&cc=5739 6 goals in 04/05, 1 goal 05/06 and that's it.

Am I right in thinking his last league goal was Charlton - Man U in 2005, his only goal of that entire season?

Sob on the Tyne? Blub in the Brum

Hilarious that pavleachenko keeps scoring when arry clearly hates him.

Are we just going to keep adding to this thread until the last post just says "anyone"?

I like the implication that crippling a welshman results in an instant England call up

Instead of a handshake Terry should have done the "Smell your lass" gesture with two fingers under Wayne's nose as he went past.

As long as work aren't total twats I should be going to see Whitley Bay away to Shildon tomorrow, should be a fun day out.

Nearly fell out my pram laughing first time I heard that one.

Haha, Rafa asked why he's so fat in Bucharest http://msn.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_5978455,00.html

What? Can't make my mind up if the edited question makes more or less sense than the first one...

Can't yet see what this lad's strength is or what he brings to the team.

My dad's reaction "ah, man, that's a poor cro-GOALLL!" Aye dad, shit cross, noone on the end of it

They seemed to manage this last night, sounded good from where I was.

Could easily modify the "you are a scouser" song. You are John Terry, Dirty John Terry You can't stay faithful, You play away, Your mum goes stealing, Your dad's drug dealing, And you look like a cross-dressing gay

Thought we did fine first half, had lots of possession, looked more threatening, more composed in the ball, generally clearly the better team. Misses the first 5 minutes like cos of the east stand queues and heard they had a few chances early on.

Would it not suddenly become a much bigger competition if there was a champions league spot at the end of it though? Imagine teams would take it much more seriously.

There's nothing I hate more than dirty reneggers.

Be fair to the bloke, he'd had to warm up before the game. Be even more fair to him, he is said to lead the warm up, isn't he? "Guess we'd better warm up as well, ey lads?" *Flicks heater on*

we are top of the league, say we are top of the league