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Scoreboards with cheesy CG graphics like the ones you get on the screens at bowling alleys - A CGI version of a mascot like "Hamton the Hammer" or whatever running along and scoring a goal and the letters "G-O-A-L!" slamming into position. In fact, add mascots in big furry suits in general to that as well, so glad we got rid of Mongo and Milly the magpies or wahtever they were called. And, of course, Detective Inspector Shitcock and PC Fuckwit parking their big f****** riot van right in the bottle neck outside the east stand and causing a massive crush. Then putting their blue lights on and trying to get out by edging fowards and running over all the people they've trapped. Nice one twatface, MBE in the New Years honours list for sure.

Q: Still injured? A: Aye.

Hmm, the other four members of the top 5 English clubs in the rich list all have something in common that we don't.

Is Xavi really prnounced Jarvie?

I especially hate the ref gesturing "Back. Come on, move back. Back to here. No here, where my arm is. Back" (No movement whatsoever from the wall, just a little hopping from foot to foot and sideways glances) "OK, that's fine. Pweeeep!" Grow some f****** bollocks! That also goes for referees who run backwards away from players who are confronting them - They can't knock you out you baldy t***, stand your ground! Always said that to me it sounds like his sentences are stuck together like commentary on a crap playstation game. "Here we are at... Millenium Stadium. We have a thrilling game for you between highbury... and.... merseyside reds

Commentators pretending that everyone doesn't secretly like seeing footballers kicking off and having girly slappy pushy fights. "No-one likes to see that in football" Oh come on, before all the players and half the bench started wading in after that tackle no-one in the pub was even watching this shite 2nd division nowts each draw.

What I hate are the excuses for it, where they make out they have no choice but to support Liverpool or Man U, in spite of being born and living miles away - "I've got family from Manchester", "My Dad supports Liverpool" So if they lived in Liverpool and their dad was from Hull, would half of these idiots support Hull? Would they f***.

The magical invisible yellow card brandished by the likes of Ronaldo and Mourinio. Should be an automatic booking. "Oh, you want one of these? There you go."

Zumba Bumba Land is a themepark in the Ukraine I believe.

So when Emre told Yobo he eats negros for breakfast he was just warning him that the quick burst of engery from all that sugar was going to make him mighty hard to catch when he skins him.

Why would it? First time some one pisses in their back pocket will probably put them off.

In the same way that he "backs" medicinal weed and the touchy feely green environmental stuff I#d imagine. Willing to pay lip service to it, but no intention whatsoever of taking a risk by actually doing owt about it. When he does the whole new groovy compasionate conservative angle with no links to the previous bunch of evil demons, he conveniently fails to mention he's the guy who wrote Micheal Howard's manifesto.

I hear he can play up front as well, so we could have a Shola Salmon strike force.

I think I'm going to start calling him that.

Got the Mirror this morning. "No one knows where the film was headed or who the mystery recipient was" Followed by "Here are the photos"

I'm starting to fear something similar to last time has happened, where we get all starry eyed because we've been given a little sniff at getting a big name player we don't need like SWP or someone and we're fannying about looking into that with mundane stuff like a left back on the back burner until the night before the window shuts.

Just after we got patted down we were walking towards the stand with a small group of lads, all singing. We stopped for a second but one lad kept going. Two coppers sidled up to him, took an arm each and frog marched him into a door. Thought it was harsh, although he did seem a bit pissed as they led him off. After he'd gone we started a brief chant of "Free The Geordie One" but they didn't bluecry.gif

Just got back. Relatively pleased with the result in the end. Expected some bother off the brum fans, but to be honest there weren't any outside the ground and about 4 in it. Had some grief off leeds fans at the station tho.

Whats that got to do with anything? its quite sad that an article leads you type such a pointless rant about spurs. Sad beyond belief. Jeeesuz H Christ lad, do you want to go back over some of your previous posts and rethink that one? oh ok so hes just retaliating to something i posted a couple of months ago :roll:. I was responding to: The fact we get more Spurs fans than mackems on here, especially if they string a few results together, makes them a bit of a running joke.

Spurs fans are always happy, massive club, everyone wants to come to them, they're secure enough not to have to come on other clubs message boards trying to big themselves up, better players than Fabregas and Carrick etc etc

Any guesses to what he's supposed to have said? "I thought Everton didn't sign black players?" perhaps?

They should play the recording of the fans at the Semi final in Cardiff before the match. Durrr durrrr..... Duurrrr durr durrrr de durr de durrrr.... diddle-ur-dur dur diddle-urrr... dur dur dur DUR DUR DUR dur dur dur dur dur de dur

That pic on the right http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41983000/jpg/_41983214_lawro.jpg

Fave recently was the grandad collar, followed by the last one with the blue northern rock, then the NTL one, and lastly the awful cheapo one we've got at the moment which looks like it should be a knock off made in a thai sweatshop.

That's it, I'm going back to bed.