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Someone do the April Fool of the takeover being completed and get it out the way pls.

When you're that size, you always are.

I'll have a ticket just cos I've failed to organise myself to cancel, so might go along to grief Bruce. Don't have the arm to throw a cabbage from the back of the stand though.

Already knacked himsel https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/paul-gascoigne-hospital-injury-i-m-a-celebrity-b926438.html

How many lads have we got off on international duty? Wondering if it'll be like the North Koreans at the Olympics and they'll abscond and defect so they don't have to come back and play for this rectangle.

FFS, might as well come out and say "Whey I told them to win but they lost, what do you want me to do?"

If you're going to refer to a month we're going to spend getting hammered, you're going to need to be more specific.

Dealt with this type of thing at work, when it's looking for a string to match it can't do it immediately because it's waiting to see if the next thing you type is something that would break the match or match something else. If you have Ant = Dec once you've typed "Ant" it's waiting to see if you press space, meaning it has a full string it confirms as a match and changes it to Dec, or if you go on to type Antidisestablishmentarianism, which is not a match. And you don't want to end up with Decidisestablishmentarianism, do you.

There's more games left than I realised. Normally you'd think that was a good thing, that you have time to turn it around, but for us every gameweek is a curse where we fall further and further down the league.

I mean, if the players were told he was going I can believe you were told it as good info as well, even if it turns out not to happen.

Think we'll be relegated by then, but if Fulham can stay up on the last game of the season they will. Even if we just need a draw, even if they need to win and overturn goal difference. Indeed nothing would make us more likely to lose 5-0 than Bruce realising all he has to do to stay up is not lose 5-0.

Bale most transferred in player in the entire game this week. Benched

Not even a sniff of him going then? I think the main reason he's still here is that Ashley and Charnley are lazy and can't be bothered interviewing for a replacement tbh, they clearly found replacing Rafa a massive chew-on. Just bin him and leave Jones in charge for the rest of the season, can't be any worse.

Can't believe there's another half hour of this left Just end it.

Good goal. Trying to remember when we had someone who could do that.

Labour Hartlepool by-election candidate said Saudi Arabia was ‘modern and progressive’ after going on £8,700 trip paid for by regime https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hartlepool-by-election-paul-williams-saudi-arabia-b1819597.html Do we just need to send Richard Masters on an all-expenses-paid trip to bonesaw country?

Chron: Canny thinkable to me like.

I'd take Parker out of Thunderbirds over cushion face. I'd take Sarah Jessica Parker