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Gave then 12 fucking minutes to equalise, then realised they could still be playing now and not score. Eat it.

Reguilon sounds like the name of an over the counter heartburn medication.

I would have loved it if their keeper got megged just after bizarrely being announced as man of the match.

Hoardings advertising Spurs Women vs Man United, would still fancy them

Fella at the bar in his Stone Island jacket eating an apple while waiting to get served. Asked him if he was getting his five a day. Said "Aye, well you see it says no outside food but nobody's going to say 'Stop eating that apple' are they?" Hard to argue.

What the fuck, were we not just talking about how over protected keepers are after their goalie got a free kick after not even being challenged, and Dubs has just been karate kicked and that's fine?

Newcastle United All over your wall

Tuchel is gonna put him in the squad at this rate

Nearly at the pub. Hope I haven't missed much

A mate comments "I've not been this confident going into a game since West Ham"

Botman Returns

Open to suggestions to what might be shown on it to make mackems lose control of their mobility scooter.

That scruffy mackem councillor is all over the press today doing his best compo face cos he thinks a screen on a Sunderland roundabout will distract mackems and cause them to crash. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5691qg16do

He's one of those players where you don't want them given too much time to think. Usually when he plays a one on one straight at the keeper, he scores a much more difficult volley or something later in the match.

Makes it easy enough to just move on and choose to support Liverpool or Arsenal then, in the same way they chose Man U when they weren't shite.

Must be an entire generation of kids having to grow up as Man U fans because their dad was a 10-year-old glory hunter 25 years ago. And just keeps telling them...

BBC have Fake Bruno starting in spite of being suspended and Yoro and Mainoo starting and on the bench.

Fucking hell, Little Pea, more like HMP. When you don't go through puberty until the age of 25 if must hit you like a tonne of bricks.

Is there not a chance he might have to go back there at the end of the season when his loan is up?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5ygq1dyz8yo#:~:text=Norwich City goalkeeper Angus Gunn,against QPR earlier this month. If my lass could fine me four and a half grand every time I behaved in an improper manner around the tunnel area she could retire.

Every '90s British classroom had some wanksock who supported Man U because "I like the way they play", hope they still like it.