thomas

fucking hell, edward

IMO we can keep a fresher and rotated midfield if Tonali uses a burner phone to pop bets on. Can we all agree that once again, it's Italy's fault?

One of the top 5 maddest things i've ever heard and I watched all of Trumps debates

Oof

Shades of Bramble there from Tino

I need a minimum of three (3) radge ritchie moments to get full value out of the evening.

The good news is you do. The bad news is they're only proud of that rainman moment just now where you rattled off known edits to the pic.

[in attenborough voice] here we see signs that the lean years under ashley still have an effect on the tribe. at a moment's notice and with scant evidence they are ready to turn on one of their leaders with brutal ferocity.

Sven's knee is going to balloon like Violet Beauregarde just to complete the trifecta.

i'll go vegan for 2024 if krafth scores

sweet christ almighty

Concentrate on the league and qualifying again. One less competition for a squad unlikely to see many numbers come in. Gutted but maybe a blessing in disguise.

I have no idea if heroin use really causes a spontaneous orgasm for first time users but i know a joelinton goal does.

Ardent defender of him and will always love him but I am completely over him not having a right foot needs phasing out asap.

Not blaming Howe* or club leadership for our intense playstyle or lack of bodies respectively - this is just how it's shaken out. Especially for a club (trying to be) competitive on multiple fronts when the quality in depth wasn't truly there. My worry is it's absolutely possible to get worse before the new year. * - we can argue about marginal things - trippier coming off a little sooner, longstaff on earlier in this game or that, etc etc, but it's all speculation. We're at where we're at.

Elated Trips earned himself a little vacay That's about all I have to say about that match.

none of that

We've collectively looked out on our feet since the 70th, somehow Dubravka included

I started nodding off a few seconds in. Michael Owen interviews should be the first line of treatment for insomniacs.

Instantaneous

I think it would add new levels of off-pitch drama, intrigue and a new kind of strategy to a sport that has languished under ancient rules in the modern era. Immensely marketable drama, it hardly need be said. Probably one of my top 3 ideas all time.

IMO Every team in the league should have the option of offering a pre-match draw once per season for rest’s sake. Obv up to the other team to accept. Might fuck with tv deals and fan travel but otherwise it’s all upside.

well THAT sucked

you can't tell me joelinton isn't concealing a switchblade on his person. someone's absolutely getting shanked today

Trippier accounting for half our crosses is one of those "surprising but also not that surprising" stats imo given how our wingers enjoy cutting inside so much and Burn at LB for most of the season was rarely in danger of putting in a cross. Said it in his thread but Livramento, even out of position, really helps give us balance down the flanks.