BottledDog

Hemorrhoids.

That's not what the article (viewable in the tweets pic) says.

Well I'll be jiggered. Welcome!

Come on NUFC, where is our opportunity to bid on and own the old letters!

Managers love that shit. I'm knocking up a similar video to get myself signed, mainly zoomed in crotch shots and running backwards and forward as my passing is suspect and I have a gammy knee.

Close the thread.

Ok, think I've got enough of a handle on how to say his name that I can take some time off and put aside the next few months or so to compose a new chant. Don't fuck me over now nufc.

Only tying him to a longer contract so West Ham have to pay a bit more.

So Ornstien's saying he's malnourished now? Would never have happend under Bruce. :/

...and my groin!

Something's buggered up, it's now showing Nigeria for me.

It's the wink that seals it. Am double locking the front door tonight.

That a threat?!

Arnonel has just jinxed it. We're fecked. Happy Birthday though!

Worked for Bracewell.

HEYAHOOOOOOO!!!!

V

I for one am delighted we lost. Could have been much worse.

If you insist. Well, that was a bit shite. Proper bollocks. Sack the board.

The days of pissing down the back of people's legs and being accepting of it because of the rush you get from being part of the crush is long gone, and that feels like a shame. Sad times.

Sandro Tonali is easier to pronounce at least.

Don't get too attached, transfer window is still open. /is something some mosterous cunt from talkspork might proffer...

Wait, what!?

Picking up speed now, but still reckon their estimated wait time is almost Napster-esque.