BottledDog

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Buzzin'

Christ, I cant imagine how many pints of beer I could have got for that.

Just a matter of time. We're playing the long game on this one.

Think I'll take a pootle back to the calming waters of Twitter.

Odysseas Vlachodimos haunts my nightmares.

Every time someone clicks the image below, his price goes up by a fiver. Hopefully by the 3pm deadline he'll be above market value and beyond the reach of at least 94% of the interested buyers.

That would be a pork markets disgrace!

Yeah. I like women too.

Dan Burns head turned by Sunderland. Last big payoff!? Gone down in my estimation.

Apparently Tonali too. Disgusting!

Well, that's disappointing, expected better from Tino. Hope we stick him in the reserves for the foreseeable.

I don't think his head has been turned as such. He just can't stand Swedes.

You monster!

Unless you can provide a Gumtree, eBay, Etsy or a link on whatever platform clubs list their players these days, then it means exactly that. He. Is. Not. For. Sale.

Not with that attitude young man.

Phew, will fit right in then.

London has a lot to offer players, but they'll need to navigate a hose pipe ban soon enough.

From what I understand, a bit of a maverick in the dressing room. What's his taste in music?

Feels like Sibierski all over again.

Even the cockpit looks mint.

Tremendous stuff. Highlights are at 9.03, 16.32, 29.48, 35.47. TLDW - A final rating of 3.5 to 4 thumbs out of 10.

No Odysseas Vlachodimos?!!!

Absolutely top man. Love him, and wish him all the best.