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Oh, he's back on our books so his wages jump back up by £15k! Fuking press.

STATS DOM SAYS Strength: Roy Keane. Sunderland went from the bottom to the top of the Championship under his management. Weakness: The last time they were in the Premiership they earned just 15 points, a record low. MANAGER: B Keane made a brilliant start to management and will ensure his men sweat blood for the cause DEFENCE: C Nosworthy is willing but none of the Cats' backline will be able to resist Rooney or Bent MIDFIELD: C Dean Whitehead can do it at this level but there is not enough around him to provide support ATTACK: D Michael Chopra is not going to get 20-plus goals and Connolly is not Premiership quality OVERALL: C A tough season which could end with Keane being spirited away by a higherprofile club

My review. MARK LAWRESON: A+ Prick

I'd laugh my face off if that were true!

What just after Anal went home? I'll bet Anal has the drop on them this time, staying on after hours to get the scoop! Mint, make him work through the night! That might be the reason in the gigantic drop in quality in his usual articles in the last few days. Its been bad enough for years, but now he's all over the place!

What just after Anal went home?

Yeah that's quite a decent tune, good shout. SSN's are now using it as their new intro music for this season. PA Guy too slow. Someone told me they use it at Reading too. Might be bollocks mind. Only been a few days and SSN's have butchered and destroyed the song. I'm sick of it!

Drago & a RB after this lot would be immense. SA still wants more as well, we could possibly see it, he must be looking at RB as a place that needs improving even if Carr has decided to start earning his money.

So is this just crap from someone who's bored or is there anything in it?

Sevilla are by far a better and more talented proposition right now than our own club, if he gets the money he wants he could easily decide to stay. There's no way Sevilla are going to triple his current wage. Also he wants to play in the Premiership and at 31 if that's going to happen it has to happen now. How do you know what they are going to pay him? Even if they doubled it he'd probably go for that imo. Unless he really really wants out, which he's never hinted at. Sevilla aren't a wealthy club, they're obviously already paying Dragutinovic what they can afford (he's an established player there). I really can't see them doubling that let alone triple it. Also as I said he's said he wants to play in the Premiership (but strangely most press seem only to quote his comment on financial rewards..) Looks like they've offered him a canny deal, as he's 'closer to staying than leaving'

cover for what? the fucking rain?

I want: Out: Carr Babayaro Ramage Pattison Dyer Loan: Huntington Edgar Carroll But like said, we can't afford to lose that many players. I still think the 3 loans should go, preferably to the same club in the Championship. To get rid of Carr we need to sign a proper RB, to get rid of Babayaro we just have to finalise the Enrique deal as he's never there anyway.

Geremi emerging as a fans favorite for the honour? Well i wouldn't be too disappointed with that, he's clearly a stable character, who's got plenty of experience and has done the job before. Also this club is perfect for him, not too big like Chelsea, not too small like Boro, i think a better choice than Taylor or Barton, who are were my lead options before Geremi signed on.

We were awesome that night. Best performance of the season. Never mind looking like Brazil 1970, I think we could have beaten them on that form. Can only imagine that this bid was either (a) Fictional, or (b), Far too low. 2nd point, I don't think Samaras is that bad. The lad has some ability, but he's a shadow of the player he was when he first arrived. No confidence, no service, played out of position, crowd on his back...etc. Bit of a Hugo Viana. I hope Sven sticks by him, I think there is a good player in there somewhere. I'd rather he stayed than Corradi or Dickov. Unlike Hugo he's got the physique to handle the EPL. He could come good, unless you got your money back i'd keep him. He's only about 23 isn't he? Plenty of time left to get a decent player out of him, as i think when he peaks he could be a right force in the right hands. Remember seeing a replay of one of his first games a little while back (Charlton 3-2), he was charging around like a bull, absolutely mental. Couldn't belive it was the same guy who spent most of last season mincing around like a complete woofter. Got a bit of a Heskey complex I think...doesn't realise how big he is. Mentally shrunk about 6 inches after Liam Ridgwell kicked him in the back. I hope we can get him playing again - but I'm not particuarly confident. Don't think he wants it enough. Still, he's got more ability in his toenails than Dickov and Corradi have between them. I live in hope. He's 22 btw. He certainly has a talent, the right manager could easily unlock it. You got Grip on board didn't you? He'll do him good if so. 22 is no age, plenty of time for him to come good, i'm sure he will, very impressive when he arrived, his talent hasn't gone, just hidden, i didn't know why, but if he has taken a dint in his confidence, then if can effect a certain type of person drastically, on the same note a slight boost can get them back on track.

Can only imagine that this bid was either (a) Fictional, or (b), Far too low. 2nd point, I don't think Samaras is that bad. The lad has some ability, but he's a shadow of the player he was when he first arrived. No confidence, no service, played out of position, crowd on his back...etc. Bit of a Hugo Viana. I hope Sven sticks by him, I think there is a good player in there somewhere. I'd rather he stayed than Corradi or Dickov. Unlike Hugo he's got the physique to handle the EPL. He could come good, unless you got your money back i'd keep him. He's only about 23 isn't he? Plenty of time left to get a decent player out of him, as i think when he peaks he could be a right force in the right hands.

Don't know what games you've been watching mate but Carr has looked good in pre-season. Maybe Big Sam has "sorted" him out. He's not too s*** to start! He's too s*** to start the season as our no1 RB. Wanna bet? Yes. Just leave me you bank account number and sort code in a PM and i'll transfer the funds direct to you. What straight away? You mean like now? Are you not going to wait until he starts as RB on Saturday and proves you to be wrong? ...... okay! Nope, you are totally right, i was wrong! Just send me your account details in a PM and i'll get right on to sending you your monies!

Yep he had his faults and had a not so good season last season, but i'd have liked to see him come here and he remains a good player, but we've gone elsewhere, lets hope Enrique is the real deal.

Finally working together, its good to hear.

I suspect that you might have difficulty finding your arse with your hands. Just a hunch. You do get more moronic by the post, i was willing to retract it but what the hell.

Don't know what games you've been watching mate but Carr has looked good in pre-season. Maybe Big Sam has "sorted" him out. He's not too s*** to start! He's too s*** to start the season as our no1 RB. Wanna bet? Yes. Just leave me you bank account number and sort code in a PM and i'll transfer the funds direct to you.

Don't know what games you've been watching mate but Carr has looked good in pre-season. Maybe Big Sam has "sorted" him out. He's not too shit to start! He's too shit to start the season as our no1 RB.

People at work are still trying to wind me up saying Zog is off to Fulham and Martins is leaving When will they learn eh? Pour Vodka on their seat or jacket then stash the bottle in their draw and send your boss an email that the drunk was hassling you yesterday and was clearly pissed.

I already have: http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=42013.125 and i've already made it clear how i think that they compare to your signings. Please try to keep up. In a different thread, so am supposed to follow you about for your opinion? (plus there is no comparison from you, just waffle) Jesus fuking wept.

Sounds like Zoggy is off doesn't it James?