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Tony Adams sat in his kitchen with the house phone on the table and his mobile in his hand. "I'll just dial that.....then..." *phone rings* "Hi, The Tony Adams here" (Putting on a high voice) "Hello its your friend Wim Jansen here, Im at Parkhead they want to speak to you for head coach, would you come down?" (Normal voice) "Would I!" Slams down the phone, falls over the kitchen chair and runs into his living room, diving on the couch. "Hi Im Tony adams" (swapping chairs) (low voice) "nice to meet you Tony, I'm John Reid, you already know Wim" (Hi Voice) "Hi Tony, your the best" (shakes his own hand and swaps seats) "why thanks!" (Low voice) "Please Tony-one take the Celtic Job, your our only hope" "Vvvvvzzzzzzz, I will never join the dark side, take that John...Raaa Tony's the best, Raaaa!" (Adams wife) "Tony are you up? can you take the dog for a walk" "Err.... the phone could ring any second love!" (Wife) "Its not rung for six bloody months Tony, now take the dog out" Tony mumbles something and slams the door on his way out...

NUFC is the major importer of scouse footballers outsider of Merseyside, however it would be ironic if we were trying to buy a scouser who came through our youth system, who we then let go. Then again it is the Daily Mirror with this story & they have policy of link every player with a club & your going to get some right eventually. DOH! Looks like we really do want him back!

Not bothered if someone else over here picks up all the coverage and games they show. Will be a bit pissed as their internet subscription showed more championship games than there are on tv, live and on demand.

Wouldnt suprise me at all. Law of average, Everton will look consistently s***, but pick up the results. Whilst especially the likes of man city will tonk sides when the expensive superstars decide to turn up and play then lose next week at home to stoke. Everton is a club rife for investment, they are one of the most stable clubs at the minute performance and set up wise. Giving Moyes some decent money could do wonders, alternatively there is no guarentee he would spend it on the right players. Overall he has been consistent on that front though imo. Its a tough decision because if they do break the mould and attract a big name it can really upset the apple cart.

Pretty sure we will offload him. Might be useful in the Championship, but its hard to tell having seen little time of him on the pitch.

Ug lets hope the bank manager is a Geordie!

Would certainly help us next year if he goes to Celtic. Guarenteed to bring Gomez to Celtic with him though. I'd be suprised if he turned them down, would be a good move for a couple of years, then providing he doesnt mess up the easiest job in the world he could move to a big Premier League or European side.

Only fools and horses theme tune would be appropriate right now, or maybe entry of the gladiators with some clowns running around. We should get the Dropkick Murphy's to come play, might hype everyone up a bit too much though. For a theme it has to be something that has a connection the club/fans/area.. other than the songs we alreadt have I cant really think of anything appropriate.

We have a reserve team, but it wont be playing in the premiership reserve league. So the experience the players get will be alot less and the level alot lower.

Parkhead? Didnt think anyone could hate the Str88888888888 one? Can see a few bids coming in for him over the summer like. Lets hope we dont jump on the money. I don't think it's likely that some club would put a good enough bid for him for us to consider it. He's still raw and it's hard to say if he's going to be any good at higher level. The reports I've read from the people here who go to youth matches seemed to say that a big part of his form this season has been down to him being bigger than the other players & dominating with his physical play. That will radically change when he moves up to Championship/Prem and then we'll start to see what he really is capable of. He looks like he could do with bulking up a bit, but it will be interesting to see how he holds his own next year. Hopefully we sign a couple of decent experienced players upfront so we can ease him in over time.

That was Per Ciljan Skjelbred. And we'd much rather have him than Huseklepp Thought is they would both come, even to the championship. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/breaking-news/2009/04/29/united-klepping-tabs-on-wing-ace-72703-23500460/ Should sign them both up really if they are really both interested in coming. I hope we try and prise Kevin Doyle away from Reading and Beckford would be a good addition if the price is right. We will need to get an experienced Striker in though, like James Beattie (who will not be available to us). Doyle, Ranger, Carroll, Beckford, Huseklepp and experienced striker would be a decent front line to choose from. Then there is the possibility we might still be lumbered with Ameobi and have lovenkrands around.

Parkhead? Didnt think anyone could hate the Str88888888888 one? Can see a few bids coming in for him over the summer like. Lets hope we dont jump on the money.

Hope Temuri gets some love from the fans! We should piss it this year. Should be the operative word.

Gathers pace my arse, we will be sat here sweating in a months time saying the same thing.

Funny thing is those five options seem like viable ones, worst still acceptable ones, at the rate we are going administration is the best we can hope for, we will be lucky to be in existance come the three years option. If we dont get a manager and backer (owner) in place within the next three weeks we will can kiss goodbye to premier league dreams. It matters nothing if we appoint Shearer this week if we have to find a new owner, the only godsend will be if we have the Milner/N"Zog/Given fee to spend to tie us over because there are no guarentees the new owner (if it doesnt take 3 months) will back the manager with what he needs, regardless we have already lost time on everyone else in the championship.

Fuck me, it just gets better mackems get mancini, we go into administration and get kinnear.

Lets hope so, on all accounts.

Monday makes more sense given the lay offs. wouldnt be a suprise to see us release a list of who is being released too. there will be alot to clarify, maybe even some new signings, although thats pretty far fetched.

ha, your fishing in the dead sea there..

If shearer doesnt take it, it will more than likely be over money and the squad. bruce would only be interested if he got a shit load, so id really rule him out.

Probably a decent shout. would be hard to persuade him though. much depends on if we finally fuck viduka off. we should be trying foq doyle though. hunt and bikey would be decent also.

The biggest stumbling block is Ashley's insistence that the Team has to be built around our new captain, Alan Smith!

Hope it works out for him, will be watching out for him!

Would save a fortune on the phone sex Lambarse and Ashley have been doing. The only thing we should be doing is finding extra investment.

Cant see Manure coming back into this. They look out classed since the goal. Harsh words at Halftime me thinks. Suprised so many people want Barca to win, that said they have deserved it over the course of the tournament.