Mr Logic

Fucking Diame, useless cunt.

Arsenal, Norwich and Liverpool currently winning.

Diame and Mitro score, might be a couple of posters grinding their teeth about now.

Wow, straight red.

Fucking get in! Sels caught a ball instead of punching.

Pringle reminds me of Boris Johnson.

Mitro to get carded. Predictions. 23rd minute

I think Gallows is Atsu, self-deprecating humour to illicit defensive responses giving him positive feedback. Or he's batshit crazy. Didn't realise quite how good their recent form is, could make for a very good cup-tie.

I like updates like that.

I don't think that's allowed. Too many z's. Motherfucker, it was an 's' when I spelt it in my head. Fingers, who'd have them.

Next you'll be telling me you've never seen the unicorn he rides onto the pitch before kick-off.

Aye, just saw the highlights. Perez'z assist was almost sublime, glimpsed Ritchie coming in and knew exactly where he was going to be. First goal was ace too, Shelvey's crossfield pass.

Opposition player says it was an accident like. (shrug)

Pardew and Mackems losing tops of a great day really.

Lads shite, never going to make it. Apparently.

Pretty comfortable win from what I was listening to. Norwich lost. All good.

Christ, I missed a goal already. Yeah!

That periscope is like watching Keystone Cops in colour. Still watching though.

No.

Not much wrong with Diame except an end product atm. Shinton needs to look up hyperbole in the dictionary and see if it applies here.

Barnsley 3rd in the goals scored column, but joint 3rd bottom with 20 conceded. Pleased to see Hayden back in, he's far more solid in the middle than Colback. Think they'll start strong so if we keep focus it should be cool.

Just a minority more likely, the majority of people everywhere are ashamed and even horrified by the actions of politicians. /back to topic..

I've got nought against him and would be happy if he was still here.