Elric

He's the man to pop up with an jammy 94th minute equaliser

Sell him for hundreds of billions.

Hopefully he'll be fit for Man U but "a little tightness" probably translates to "out until August"

Body like a dropped packet of digestives Hopefully some Saudi / Turkish / Whoever team offer a decent amount in the summer. I'd snap their hands off for anything north of £10m.

If only the IT department had been tidier, this never would have happened ?

Brexit Jimmy pulling his lank, greasy hair out

Saudis in the summer: TAKE MY MONEY

Dear oh dear

Hahaha, nice pants, daft cunt Also, had a look at Rebekka's profile for... reasons, giant picture of Klopp as her header

Olise is class, but with our medical team? ?

I should have qualified - I don't believe he has any particular affinity for the south, i just feel he'll get some massive deal from a London club and that'll be that ?‍♂️

This guy isn't leaving London, like.

Luckiest cunts going, marra.

Imagine how much more infuriating it would be having this cunt anywhere near the matchday squad if we were shit

Anyone bitching about padding out the squad with some 7's... I present to you Matt Ritchie

Glad I was so wrong about how this would go, these are fucking wank

Gonna be grim as fuck watching us fend off wave after wave of Burnley attacks

Should have hoyed it at some poor fucker in the crowd... "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

Is it luck when Man U are consistently one of the spawniest sets of cunts in the league? Yes

Not to sound all RTG but... luckiest cunts going

Lolll

Can't afford to be fucking about at his age like, fucking Happy Shopper auld cunt

We'll have bitched out if we accept that kind of structured deal, especially from those cunts, fuck that.

Had a very brief glance at that arsenal mania and their fucking stupid thread title naming conventions for players made me irrationally angry

"I still refer to him as Dodgy Dan"