Elric

Can we play rush keeper, give them all a run-out?

"Never" If you're talking relative to your remaining lifespan, you dodgy old gammon prick, probably not, no. That's not exactly saying much, though

What the fuck, so random

I take back everything I might have ever said about his hair Keep it, Anthony lad. Keep it in perpetuity, forever. Always

Roflham Lolspurs Undeserved win but we desperately needed that to take some of the heat off. Hopefully the big boss has dished out his o̶f̶f̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ bollockings and we can move forward.

This'll have some bites by tomorrow

I know he was hardly gonna come out and say "we're looking to consolidate being an upper mid-table club", but Al-Rumayyan's "number one" speech looks more and more daft with every passing window tbh

2/10, eez deezgrace. Edit: Poll for the lolz? Edit Edit: Read page 1, nm 😉

Along with any pretence of trying to finish in the top 6.

"You're a cunt, Ryan"

Takes a bit of time to ring around the cartel clubs and ask for their preferred draw

Get this cunt signed. Fee is ladge but this, coupled with a hiding of Spurs, would get some momentum going.

See you in October.

Did they use a Ring doorbell for the capture?

Let's ask him. @Nobody? Do you have a functioning right foot?

Oh fuck no.

Time to just change the thread name to "Transfers"?

60% anger 40% phlegm

Oh aye, I loved him as a player, would have fit right in our current squad in shithousery terms Just as a person... he's a prick

Didn't he get fired by Cardiff for bullying academy players? Always seemed a snide little cunt to me, like.

Polar opposite of our, frankly fucking miserable, window

Had a quick deeks on RTG for the hilarity... there's already a "Odds of return for Jack Clarke" thread Ugly crying.

If he doesn't want to be here, and the same goes for any of them... buh-bye.