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Gameweek 3 Tottenham 2 v Wolves 1 Crystal Palace 2 v Aston Villa 0 Everton 1 v Nottingham Forest 1 Fulham 2 v Brentford 2 Leicester City 2 v Southampton 0 Bournemouth 1 v Arsenal 3 Leeds United 1 v Chelsea 1 West Ham 2 v Brighton 1 Newcastle United 1 v Man City 2 Man United 0 v Liverpool 3

What on earth is Merson on about? Man United must sell Ronaldo to Newcastle United? I know this originated somewhere other than Twitter, but that’s where I read it.

We could do with bang average. For Gordon's sake I hope he doesn't sign for Chelsea. They'll be on to next bauble soon enough. All for it if it means that Chelsea will offload (to us) last week's treasure.

Miggy hat trick. Seriously, 0-1. 1-1 if we play well and have a bit of luck-- a late equalizer will do. Really interested in seeing 1) if Howe will change the formation 2) how well we defend against a top side

That's not entirely the point. We had trouble scoring against Forest. Their fans recognized that a team with real goal threats would have scored 4 or 5 that day.

BHA should spend some of that Bissouma and Cucurella money and buy a goal scorer or two. They’re in the race as much as anyone. Probably first choice for loan. If I’m top 6, and I have a prospect to send out on loan..

He wants out because he knows he’s surrounded by a bunch of losers. Players who don’t have the heart or the brains to win anything.

Twitter is going to do my head in. ITKs. Sean Casey, in particular. (I really, really, really want him to be something other than a lying fool.) But the addiction continues. Hoping for 1) Signings 2) Arrest warrants.

I’m not following you. Surely a back three would be Schaar, Burn, and Botman with Trippier and Targett. Are you penciling in Lascelles?

Yes, agree 100%. He’s still the first one to replace.

What’s the difference?

Enjoying this, but football podcasts will be all Man United for yet another week.

FY MU

Yes

Could’ve used that today.

I don’t know why, but two off the line clearances and I never lost confidence. It didn’t feel panicky. At least not to me.

Not a hiding. They were better than us.

Two clean sheets. Bring on Man City.

We lose that game with Dubs IMO

Wood will get the winner

Another off the line