Sifu

Welcome back Sylvain.

Ah, more overreactions I see. f***'s sake.

Managed to find a way to watch this game. A much deserved lead for Everton, we've been shite.

Pre-match Burger King beckons methinks.

Got to say, I'm not nervous either (this will probably change at kick off )

I have no means of watching this game. Boooo. I'm counting on everyone in the match thread to keep me updated.

Nope, it's fake and Perch doesn't have Twitter (unfortunately).

On a related note: Such a miserable man

You're tempting fate there.

Yeah, Canvey Island, slum it there Harry. This is the man who lives in Sandbanks. Sandbanks has, by area, the fourth highest land value in the world. You won't be missed on our TV screens this summer, Harry.

Still thinking about this... Anyone here live in Liverpool who can point me in the direction in regards to Evertonian pubs? (I know I have to keep a low profile and I can do that...).

Technically he isn't actually speaking to the press but he is speaking to the public (which unfortunately does include the media). Hatem's basically bent the rules a bit

Guess I should be thankful that the Liverpool fan I work with is able have a sensible discussion about football/Liverpool.

Rooney's hair

Just remembered something I saw today. When I was walking around Manchester, there were a couple of guys selling, "Manchester City: Champions" scarves. Bit pre-mature like even if they are the favourites to win it.

Aye, this too and yeah if he feels he needs to leave then it's completely understandable. McLeish has managed to ruin N'Zogbia so I suspect the same might happen to Guthrie. Some people on here have mentioned Guthrie as being a potential replacement for the ageing Danny Murphy so Fulham could/should be the more attractive option...

I'd actually be disappointed if Guthrie does end up going to Villa. He can do so much better than them. Unfortunately, I can see McLeish ruining him. Unless Villa get a new manager in, can't see this move being beneficial to Danny whatsoever.

If we do manage to sign Debuchy, our defence will be nicely shored up imo. To move on from Simpson to Debuchy would a step in the right direction. Let's hope Cabaye's (and possibly Ben Arfa's) persuasive powers will be enough to get Mathieu on board.

Thanks

When's the Championship Playoff Final btw?

Where are the body language experts? "I've made a terrible mistake" Never mind his body language look at his beard language, that stubble is a come and get me plea without doubt The stress is finally getting to him. Can't be arsed with shaving anymore!

Btw, from the other kits thread: Where are the body language experts?

Brilliant. The Chronicle website does something good for once!

Whenever we've been in the UEFA Cup/Europa League (during this last decade), we have looked pretty decent so I'd say it's our best chance to win a trophy. But being the traditionalist that I am, if I had to choose, I would love us to win the FA Cup (tis a grand old trophy, full of tradition).

Need to find a way to watch this game. I wonder if it'll be worth it for me to travel down on the day and try and get a ticket from somewhere...failing that, I guess there's a pub near Goodison which will show the game...