Sifu

Go Bigi!

It does seem to be the case that with every bad news, comes good news when it comes to us. I don't particularly like this trade off.

The way it's going, we're looking a mid-table at best for the foreseeable future with no sign of progress. That's ambition for you under this lot.

I've gotten so attached to Cabaye that this is actually quite gutting but I guess it's the sign of things atm with us. f*** our business model.

Ah fuck

Shola. Built like a tank, moves like a tank.

Hmmm, why did I just Google image goatse? Cannot be unseen now...

Money, money, money Must be funny In the rich man's world Money, money, money Always sunny In the rich man's world Aha-ahaaa All the things I could do If I had a little money It's a rich man's world

And Lloyds yesterday in relation to their PPI complaint handling process...

He plays in a league sponsored by a bank, plays against teams with betting and gambling sponsors, has a huge drinking culture associated with it, has its kits made in sweat shops by the poor and flogged to the masses for 50-60 quid a pop. You play football in england, take the wage, then you gotta accept it f***ing wreaks to high heaven of s***. I like how 'bank' has been turned into a dirty business Also, don't think what other teams wear has any impact on his convictions over what he personally does/wears/promotes. Same goes for the drinking culture. I don't especially care one way or another mind you, I'm just fake-arguing for the sake of it He does shisha which I don't think is in line with Islamic beliefs, just for balance Without going into too much detail, the Banks really haven't done themselves any favours recently.

He plays in a league sponsored by a bank, plays against teams with betting and gambling sponsors, has a huge drinking culture associated with it, has its kits made in sweat shops by the poor and flogged to the masses for 50-60 quid a pop. You play football in england, take the wage, then you gotta accept it f***ing wreaks to high heaven of s***. All very valid but if Cisse genuinely has a problem with it, then can't help but think that we have to respect it. I do note that we should take what he says very lightly considering his appearances at Aspers and him being able to wear a strip with a Bank's name on it.

That lad's rather funny tbf.

Whilst I am one who doesn't believe in the concept of religion, I do respect other people's beliefs. So I think we should respect Cisse's wishes - if he doesn't want to wear the shirt with Wonga on it, then so be it. But, as simplistic as it sounds, I think they'll come to a reasonable compromise in the end, I'm sure Cisse doesn't want to leave us so I do think he'll try everything possible to come to a simple solution for all.

What good will Darren Bent be when we can't even provide proper service to Cisse?

Wasted talent. Did he have any? I thought so, showed a fair few glimpses when he was at Spurs but wasn't to be with him I guess.

Wasted talent.

Here's an idea Luis, how about you stop your fucking antics on the pitch? People imitating biting gestures? Well, don't fucking do it yourself on the pitch, you're giving people ammunition to take the piss. You would actually be a well liked player if you weren't an all round cunt on the pitch. Ability speaks for itself and he really shouldn't have to resort to the stuff he does. Don't think a player has wound me up more than Suarez but as is the case with most footballers, he really is as thick as pigshit. Idiotic cunt.

Munchy boxes all round!

My dad could beat your dad.

Harper for manager.

I remember that advert

The sun's getting to some people.

And just like that, Chelsea will have ruined football again.

Cheeky bid from us in the horizon methinks. In all seriousness, think Turkey is his most realistic destination (to join his mate Sow, if anything).

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