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Always thought 9 Bar would be better called "Harveys".

Notice the photo of him at the RVI reception right... he's already wearing the moon boot, does that mean that the club doctor put it on him, rather than the hospital? You wouldn't see the reception on your way out of A&E. I'm pure clutching and going against my own ITK here mind.

And of course, I want Bruno to start.

Howe is very boring and pragmatic when it comes to he's team selection, so basically it will be the same team except the back four will be: Krafth Schar Burn Targett However, I'd be tempted with: Dubravka Schar Lascelles Burn Fraser Shelvey Willock Targett Joelinton Wood ASM

OK, I will tell you the source. It comes from the guys that drive the team coach, and those Mercedes vans when we pick up signings from the airport etc. Presumably, I haven't asked, but it was one of them that gave Trippier a lift to the RVI and back to SJP. That's how they know. Not many people willing to share their source, so there you go. Edit: Name of the company that drives the team bus? "Tynedale Travel". You not what STM stands for? South Tynedale Mag.

It's broken. Just heard from someone reliable.

They give you a boot for anything these days. Chances were that they were never sending him away without aides. Hopefully it's not broken.

He's clearly limited technically but it's not about next season, or the season after, it's about survival. If we survive he has served his purpose and will find himself a squad player next season or sold, in which case we will recoup 8-12m, job done.

Notice that he always has the balls to bring a ball down to his feet, while others head it away. A little chest, sticks his arse out to feel for the opposition player and away he goes. Gets out of some tight spaces.

His fitness is superb. In the second half he gets a second wind, while others are flagging.

We have him at a good age, where he is at the top of his game. Some CBs bloom around this age. He looks a real leader.

He was good in the first half but didn't see much of him in the second. Thought he looked tired.

Aye he's really grown into the league. He now plays like he did in the championship. Shame Dan Burn is going to school him.

If I wasn't a Newcastle fan, I'd be certain of our survival.

Dubravka 7 Didn't have a great deal to do. Trippier 8 God. Hope he's not out too long. Schar 7 He's enjoying Eddie ball Burn 9 Would head a brick wall, class debut Manquillo 7 Looked solid before injury Willock 8 His fitness is outstanding Shelvey 6 Good first half work Joelinton 8 Was class again, bullied them Fraser 8 Tireless Wood 6 Lacks conviction but grafted ASM 6 Poor by his standards. Dummett 7 Solid Krafth 7 Solid Bruno 6 Didn't really have time to do much

Would prefer Leicester winning, so that West Ham are lacking confidence.

There wasn't many doubters to begin with. He's class.

Squad player, sell him.

Bruno is made for this fight.

Joelinton has been class.

Same formation we have played for weeks.

Cunt.

If Shearer had only been at the club 7 days, had never played in the PL and was still getting to know the other players at the club, probably. He will be a regular fixture in this side very soon. Let it happen organically, instead of disappointing someone who is performing well.

Yeah, he will get 30mins. Always a chance someone picks up a knock too.

Shelvey captain? Hope Trips gets it.