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Beat Ipswich and it's essentially 2 wins Villa need to make on us in 4 games. It would be a win and 2 draws if they drew this. Fine margins but yeah, keep the teams at the bottom of the top 5 as far away as possible

Would he be classed as home grown in any capacity?

It's 2 clear wins with goal difference, essentially no margin for error if we win the 2 home games and essentially done and dusted the weekend after next if we do the business against Brighton

Roll on 5pm Saturday when we're back up to third with only 4 games remaining

Tbf the yellow has fucked him this game, he's not been able to get close as it would have been an inevitable red

Local Hero is great man! my only issue with it is that it sounds like it could be a local car dealership advert from the 90s

We're all lumping on for him to get booked at the weekend?

Like Tonalis effort there's no way he was looking to cross with the way he hit the ball. Total confidence effort

Looking at the evolution of the 22/23 team to this season's vintage and one difference is the celebrations. 22/23 seemed to be kneeslide city, almost like it was pure emotion each game. Distinct lack of the slide this year in comparison, this is all business

Notice he's front and centre of the team photo, definitely the Ying to Howes Yang

Better caretaker than RVN I reckon

We win the next 2, arsenal fail to win their next 2 and Liverpool lose to Leicester.... We'll be the last team that could technically catch them 😄

Pretty much nailed on that Bruno last season and Big Joe this season we're on the take Pacqueta on the 9 yellow cards

Stadium tour with the kids today followed by club shop and Shearers for food. PSR sorted for this season. Kids well excited but I think they are expecting to see a few players, trying to temper expectations but it's proving difficult

Let's say he masterminds wins against Palace, Villa and Ipswich would JT be eligible for manager of the month?

Whilst thats true I can also see the thought in putting Gordon on the left after a few games out for familiarisation if nothing else. It's Barnes position through to May though if his form holds up

His old gambling mate replaced by the reformed Italian Stallion.

You'd have to assume that no European football puts ManU in a difficult PSR position next year. Chelsea have to run out of loopholes soon as well so keeping those 3/2 away from CL cash maybe the way to get rid of PSR in its current form

I can't find it now bit there is one of those ai dolls floating around for big Joe with thanos' gloves. Very apt

The way they are playing you wouldn't put a huge amount on them taking 3 points from Ipswich either

I’ve been at the circus in Manchester today (insert joke here) and the strongman pulled a suv using his teeth, doing this 4 times a day. no excuses from BDB just from pushing a car. he also then had the car drive over him, to be honest I think he is a bit of an idiot!

I had the chest infection from hell a couple of weeks ago, could easily see it flooring someone who tries to keep going at 100% even when ill

Lucky it was BDB on the scene, if it had been Murphy that cat was being pushed into a lamp post

2nd is definitely on. Next weekend Arsenal will either be on the floor after a RM comeback or totally focussed on a CL semi. Can definitely see us within a win of them by the end of next weekend. Brighton are also pretty much out of itnow, on current table it's us and above fighting for the 4 slots