Colos Short and Curlies

They'll do us in the return leg I reckon. We'll get a clean sweep at home and point away at Dortmund, through with 11 points

nobody, Bruno, Tripps, Murphy got the assists tonight

he’s probably going to be Edersons successor but with 2 years left on his contract after this season the timing would be perfect to be Popes replacement. only if the owners decide to go nuts with the cash of course, he’s already on £130k a week

We’re obviously not winning the Champions League this season but tonight confirmed to me that he’s going to lift a trophy for us. not sure if he will be the one to win the league, especially if Pep hangs around, but definitely a cup

This guy took such a risk in being the first signing for Eddie Howes mags and look at the reward he has had. love the guy

Other than the Barca 6-1 would that be PSGs heaviest CL defeat?

Hang on a few mins and you get more Laura Woods

90th minute, 3-1 up and our centre half is marauding towards the opposition box and hitting a worldie. Got to love supporting this version of NUFC

Had local hero on repeat on the way from work. kids football for an hour, steak and chips then enjoy edit…

Before I go looking underground - anyone know of any cheap/free trial deals for TNT?

Who is the reserve keeper these days?

Enrique is Patrick from Coupling

It wasn’t that choice though was it. The choice was to compound a bad decision with bypassing another law of the game or respect that law and accept a poor decision has been made.

well it’s not cheating. It was a hilariously bad case of miscommunication and incompetent application of a a shite system

I reckon he’ll be our next manager.

Even GMTV were 'debating' it with Ed Balls and Susanna Reid trying to sound like they had a single clue what they were talking about

Brighton away next for that lot, a Brighton team who have been somewhat on the receiving end of VAR calls over the last couple of seasons. oh and it’s live on Sky. I wonder what could possibly happen…

I don’t think it it would have in this instance as they would also want to be seen as being efficient. If you mic’d them up now then sure I can see absolute care in making sure the language from the ref was 100% clear in his ask and maybe check complete would be followed by the answer, but it’s responding to what is ultimately an embarrassing event and not something that they’d build into the protocol if it happens happens before - if that garble makes any sense!

He got the pen right today at least

Trips without the armband will look odd. anyway we’re going one better than last week and Miggys getting a hattrick

I hate talking about players wealth etc - basically good on them if they are talented enough to succeed in an industry that can and does pay the wages - but it must be difficult for managers to motivate a young guy who is already set for life to bust a gut chasing down a tackle in what is really a third tier game in terms of competition importance. Basically another feather in Mr Howe's cap and evidence of the quality of personality we have in the club

For everyone complaining about the commentary you missed an Ando classic on the radio. Big Joe and Akanji grappling - ‘I like to see 2 big men going at it’

Big J did a decent job at the Ethiad last season

I’m the opposite, I’d love us to win them in some sort of ascending order so we’ve won the league cup, FA cup, Europe league before the league. It’s the best way to savour every trophy win because let’s be honest winning the league cup after the champions league would feel a little anticlimactic

Love that .cock’s extended highlights is just the 8 goals, first half kick off and one Gordon shot from the end of the first half. 11 mins and no time for anything else