Colos Short and Curlies

I get the Champions League bit, but nothing seems to be made of Villa having Thursday night football to contend with.

Whenever I see Haaland I just see this guy in my head. and of course that leads to Liz Hurley

25 of them were Murphy

not just Miggy, Angry Miggy at that point

people (including most of us) said the exact same thing about Eddie 12 months ago. Emery and Villa are legit challengers to the top 4 this year, as with us it will be how Europe impacts them that will determine the league finish

Smother me Elmo

wasn’t it 4-0 and 3-0 last season? and it will be tea time in August at kick off, hardly floodlight time unless the weather is stinking 3-1 to us. Miggy, Isak and Bruno for us, Watkins pulling one back

it will be weird seeing Trips without the armband

We need to work on the length of our knee slides

I was all set to get 7 Lee on my 95 long sleeved home top until I got to the club shop and it was any name and number for a fiver. and so my unwavering support for Gillespie and a lifetime of wearing number 18 were born

Didn’t Targett fall Ill and then get injured? perhaps the illness knocked him physically and by the time he had fully recovered we were so deep into the season Howe just felt Burn should continue as the unit was working so well? not necessarily down to Howe not fancying him

We’re going to finish third and Isak is getting the golden boot

Does anyone else see his long term position more as a striker? he might be missing an inch or 2 but I see a lot of attributes that could transition to a central striker

Never forgive her for not being my wife

mid assume the clip is from The Girl Next Door where she plays an ex porn star.

Chelsea have averaged 70 points a season over the past 10 years with a couple of whoppers and a couple of stinkers in there. With the strength of the new top 6 (bye Spurs) I don't see them getting much above 70 this season. Imo if we can get 75 points we'll be top 4, 70 would get top 5

Lets move forward a few years

totally agree. alongside that I’d also put in clauses where if a player on a pro contract doesn’t play a certain % of games in a season or across 2 seasons maybe then their transfer fee is fixed at the remaining value of their contract and this is set as a release fee. Contracts at a max of 5 years as well to avoid clubs offering massive contracts to navigate this

Debuchy was a Jan signing was he not? Part of the French Connection we brought in en masse

That’s a Top Man top from the mid nineties

and how many times does it get posted on here that if Miggy had a footballing brain he’d be awesome?

no word of a lie I had this from a spurs fan that the plan was to sell Kane for £90m and take Mbappe on loan for a £50m fee. he would flop horribly in that scenario, wouldn’t risk his RM move

we’ve got 3 weeks until announcement, let’s play the build up rather than shoot our load on pic 1

I doubt there is a club with a better overall portfolio of kits this season. the design team have done good

each one of them is going to score at least 7 in the league I reckon. you’re also missing little Joe who will play there at times and I can see him getting 5+ Isak and Wilson 15 each. there’s 63 goals before you get to the midfield trio, defenders and the odd one or two from the rest of the squad